getting laid two weeks in a row, what am I 20?
08.03.2026 20:05
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getting laid two weeks in a row, what am I 20?
Happy birthday Scoob!
shooting to have an even better day than yesterday which will be a challenge considering I had my back blown out and got burger king after
thanks pal❤️
Deactivating this account because I didn't feel like I needed it anymore and then almost immediately reactivating because I wanna post about how it's been too long since I've eaten some ass
I am NOT gonna pout about any men this week who look the way unwashed asses smell 😤
Getting railed is a "before dinner" sport because ain't no way am I about to get my back blown out with a big belly full of naan bread and basmati
LITERALLY
most days I do not miss selling porn but some days I do
boba except instead of tapioca it's your balls and instead of milk tea it's my mouth full of spit
bitches will literally create a third shitposting account just to avoid going to bed
super sensual
*sticking my finger in your belly button extra gently*
call me yogurt the way I'm a fruit on the bottom
noooooo 💔
exaaaaaaaactly
horny and another thing (horny)
dying but horny
girls with honkers as immaculate as these should be immune to the common cold
dick from a dude who takes meticulously good care of his cuticles
trying to remember the last time I had a face full of cum for like five minutes before giving up and crying
it's a crying shame
plssss
too sick to even jack off
sorry for being nasty
breathe. unclench your jaw. have unprotected sex with someone you don't really know that well. light a lavender scented candle.
dick from a dude who has the same demeanor as the Sleepy Time Tea bear
if you're blocked on my main account you're blocked on my main account. If you're blocked on both of my accounts you're a piece of shit
Juliebots coming in hot tonight
