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Johnny Shaw

@bloodandtacos

I write novels in interesting places.

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Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages | Patreon creating real pages from nonexistent books

In a world where a bunch of fake shit is being created from real writing, why not support a writer creating real writing from a bunch of fake shit. Or something like that.

I just posted the 132nd Torn Page. The first 100 are FREE for anyone to read!

www.patreon.com/tornpages

20.10.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That might be a perfect list.

16.09.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It writes itself.

13.09.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, newish. UNDOCUMENTED is a new edition of the novel formerly titled THE SOUTHLAND, previously published by Polis.

13.09.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon!

13.09.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Magic to Do | Bryon Quertermous | Substack Bryon Quertermous’s newsletter about books, kids, pets, writing, and the world. Get two free short stories for signing up! Click to read Magic to Do, by Bryon Quertermous, a Substack publication with ...

Next week in my newsletter I’m debuting an in-depth author interview series in the spirit of the Paris Review interviews. The first few subjects include Michael Koryta, J. Todd Scott, Eli Cranor, and Lori Radar Day. Sign up now so you don’t miss anything!

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22.08.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get more from Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages on Patreon creating real pages from nonexistent books

I just hit 125 posts over at Torn Pages. If real pages of nonexistent books is your thing (and isn't it everybody's?) then head over there. Laughs abound.

To make it even easier, the first 100 Torn Pages are free, free, free. Check it out here:

www.patreon.com/c/tornpages

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He’s coming, Heaven. He’s fucking coming.

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Polly and Nate together in the trucker church,  in a still from SHE RIDES SHOTGUN

Polly and Nate together in the trucker church, in a still from SHE RIDES SHOTGUN

Public service announcement: SHE RIDES SHOTGUN will hit VOD on August 26th. With everything from an electric performance by Ana Sophie Heger to one of the best car chases in recent memories, it's got something for everyone in your family/friend group/polycule. You probably want to pre-order it today

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Real talk (reel talk?):

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Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by
U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was
"As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

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Taron Egerton as Nate in SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, pointing a pistol.

Taron Egerton as Nate in SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, pointing a pistol.

Tickets for SHE RIDES SHOTGUN in the theater are live - go get some.

www.lionsgate.com/movies/she-r...

23.07.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
She Rides Shotgun (2025) Official Trailer - Taron Egerton, Ana Sophia Heger
She Rides Shotgun (2025) Official Trailer - Taron Egerton, Ana Sophia Heger YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies

Here's the trailer to SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, the movie based on my first novel. Polly and Nate are out there in these streets.

Check it out. Buy the book; get hep in advance.

youtu.be/U9OkHjOnQPg?...

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Why I made a staplebound zine in 2025β€Šβ€”β€ŠAnd why you should, too. Fire up that Xerox machine. It was a good idea then. It’s a good idea now.

Just wrote a little something about why I made YOU HAD TO BE THERE, and why everyone should make a zine of their own.

It's free to read for everyone. No paywall.

doveseason.medium.com/why-i-made-a...

30.06.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a quick reminder of how cool and talented my wife Roxanne is. When I made BLOOD & TACOS way back when, she painted an original oil painting for every issue's cover. Just ran across these images without the cover text on them.

Check out her other awesome work at www.etsy.com/shop/GummyEm...

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Dirtbags Dirtbags - Kindle edition by Pruitt, Eryk. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Dirtbags.

Let's get dirty, y'all
www.amazon.com/Dirtbags-Ery...

29.06.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Where did you find that?

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Comic timing with just the written word is such a tricky challenge. So much effort to make something look effortless.

The absolute master is Jack Handey. Nobody has his timing.

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Help support independent media, and all the writers, artists, & editors who contribute to each issue.

Every subscription counts, and every subscriber helps make all of this possible. πŸ–€ πŸ™

28.06.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly thought it was spelled A-Y-R-E-S. My sincerest apologies.

28.06.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was an honest mistake.

28.06.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just reread the first book a few months ago.

28.06.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Buy β€œYou Had To Be There #1: The Only Magazine that Matters” on Patreon | Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages Check out Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages’s shop on Patreon

According to the shipping & receiving dept at Wisconsin HQ (aka @ericaruthneubauer.bsky.social) the first printing of YOU HAD TO BE THERE is in the mail.

Thanks for everyone who bought a copy. There's still time to order what everyone's calling "You made a what?"

www.patreon.com/tornpages/sh...

25.06.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noir at the Bar: An Oral History

Dug up this old LitReactor article about the history of Noir at the Bar. Includes interviews with its creator, Peter Rozovsky, as well as Todd Robinson, Jedidiah Ayres, Johnny Shaw, Eric Beetner, and more. Extra points to anyone who remembers the dude who wrote this.

litreactor.com/columns/noir...

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Buy β€œYou Had To Be There #1: The Only Magazine that Matters” on Patreon | Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages Check out Johnny Shaw's Torn Pages’s shop on Patreon

Remember, when you buy the inaugural issue of YOU HAD TO BE THERE, you don't just get one copy. You get two copies for the same price.

One for you. And one to leave in your dentist's office. It's called marketing. Look it up.

www.patreon.com/tornpages/sh...

15.06.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

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Thanks, man.

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