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she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Happily married lesbian cat lady in Denver, working in nonprofit finance. AuDHD. Avid reader. Gymnastics fan. Theatre kid. Nature lover. Too earnest to be funny.

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starting a support group for Swifties who don't actually like sourdough, let me know if you want to join

14.08.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow team alllll the way

14.07.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three raised garden beds with upside down plant pots covering each plant to protect it from hail. Each pot is weighed down with a large rock. The third garden bed also has a large piece of cardboard staked into it to protect young tomato plants.

Three raised garden beds with upside down plant pots covering each plant to protect it from hail. Each pot is weighed down with a large rock. The third garden bed also has a large piece of cardboard staked into it to protect young tomato plants.

If @bianchiweather.bsky.social is wrong about this storm, he’s invited to come over & help us put our garden back together 😜

06.06.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DIABOLICAL 😈

03.06.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A soldier standing at attention on an Uncrustable logo

A soldier standing at attention on an Uncrustable logo

Missed this truly American moment yesterday

27.05.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 920 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 33

DENVER.
#NCAAGym

04.04.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Denver’s nail-biting beam rotations all season were payment for today’s stellar lineup, I guess I’ll take it!

04.04.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

03.02.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 40206 πŸ” 8569 πŸ’¬ 707 πŸ“Œ 399

13. Speaking of kids, instead of teaching them outdated crap like "swearing is bad," teach them that words have power. the only truly bad words are ones used to oppress, discriminate, and punch down. Teach them to speak up when they hear bigotry & injustice rather than tattle when they hear "shit"

25.01.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

[people to horses] uppies???

24.01.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand.

It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.

23.01.2025 06:29 πŸ‘ 48729 πŸ” 9451 πŸ’¬ 323 πŸ“Œ 632

Bowling for Chicken Soup

24.01.2025 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god forbid anyone try anything fun offline

23.01.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So proud of her 😭

23.01.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would die for Cat Two

19.01.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

19.01.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 15096 πŸ” 1310 πŸ’¬ 365 πŸ“Œ 101

I think instead of saying β€œnamaste” at yoga we should say β€œohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets

13.01.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 3839 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 23
Preview
Richard Simmons Isn't Missing Podcast Episode Β· Maintenance Phase Β· 11/21/2024 Β· 1h 6m

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social, this is too close to home: "As I’ve gotten older, I used to have like 2 hours a day of extraversion in me, and now I’m down to like one interaction with a Trader Joe’s cashier."

21.11.2024 20:10 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Leak the report. Pass it on.

21.11.2024 02:08 πŸ‘ 82073 πŸ” 18924 πŸ’¬ 1361 πŸ“Œ 1091

okay, we're starting with this

Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!

Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)

Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up

actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...

21.11.2024 05:50 πŸ‘ 3060 πŸ” 2698 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 189

My super sweet wife who knows I love musicals got us tickets to Hamilton for this Friday (the tour is in Denver rn), and I’m so grateful but now I don’t get to see Wicked until SUNDAY and that feels illegal 😭

21.11.2024 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta add @kensleybehel.com

20.11.2024 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.

19.11.2024 13:25 πŸ‘ 25233 πŸ” 4501 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 241

Important note for reporters covering the GOP's effort to ban trans women from bathrooms on Capitol Hill: while Sarah McBride and Nancy Mace both have private bathrooms in their offices, the trans people who are not elected officials who have to work there every day do not.

20.11.2024 02:07 πŸ‘ 3469 πŸ” 1065 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 25

Feeling so smug rn about my absolute refusal to ever eat anything healthy

20.11.2024 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New era of Huskies gymnastics begins with former Big Ten champion Jessa Hansen Parker is a first-time head coach but she's no rookie to coaching Big 10 gymnastics. The former Iowa assistant coach is poised to lead the GymDawgs.

A new era of UW Gymnastics begins with a fresh face. Jessa Hansen Parker hopes to bring the GymDawgs back to prominence, while also coaching person at the core of the athlete.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Z0qzse πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ
#gohuskies #purplereign #king5 @uwathletics.bsky.social

20.11.2024 02:08 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Horrific

20.11.2024 02:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me please!! πŸ€ΈπŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

19.11.2024 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno what side of TikTok y’all are on but my entire life is currently being accompanied by β€œ5, 6, believe-in-yourself” and it’s honestly pretty great

19.11.2024 11:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

19.11.2024 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0