if you've never made it through a rupture and repaired a relationship, you don't know how strong it is
11.03.2026 17:52
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if you've never made it through a rupture and repaired a relationship, you don't know how strong it is
relationships, like steel, are tempered in fire
the best shit poast transcends the triangle
controversial opinion, i know: these are terrible people who have been unequivocally bad for society
i look forward to replying to a lot of very bad skeets with this screenshot
PREDICTION: lots of people are about to become overnight experts on world bank and the IMF
i believe it was sun tzu who said "you really don't need to know your enemy. really! not even what language they speak. the less you know, the better!"
damning with faint praise if ever ive heard it
the next bluesky ceo should be a muscle mommy
they do say confidence is attractive
lol he called somebody "describably beautiful" and it's been stuck in my head for weeks now
like i don't wanna be ugly about it but also it's like. oh. you got hit on a lot? with that bone structure. huh.
yall ever seen somebody complaining about being hit on but. their face.
guy who's never bought his own underwear convinced he knows more about the real world than people in poverty
y'know, there's a "learn the rules to break them gracefully" element missing from their style but i am broadly in favor of breaking grammar rules for fun
my wife keeps mashing up discworld names with brainrot speak. "the great ahh twin." "unc morpork." "rizzwind."
she must be stopped
if you're ever having a rough day you can just go to target and stick googly eyes on merchandise. if you pay for the googly eyes it's not a crime or anything.
as much as i love dunking on elite illiteracy, AND I DO, i think their disregard for grammar is actually in the vanishingly light handful of their more likeable traits
as much as i love dunking on elite illiteracy, AND I DO, i think their disregard for grammar is actually in the vanishingly light handful of their more likeable traits
yknow, i read it as tragedy, but i suppose all good horror is tied to grief
"brain evisceration" on his autopsy report. i will never get in a helicopter.
kobe bryant did not invent the dirtbag tu quoque defense, but he DID get his brain knocked out of his skull in a helicopter crash, so maybe that's good enough for, you know, justice or whatever
anyway cephalopods are maybe the coolest, weirdest animals on the planet
sweet deal for wolves tbh
y'all wanna see a perfect angel of a human being?
youtu.be/qhRsMYexg9I?...
me personally, i love it when dudes rock
if you don't like goofy and totally unnecessary action movie nonsense you do not like resident evil, and that's okay
any principled eugenicist would actively encourage racial miscegenation. completely unserious people
shoplifting from whole foods is actually a moral good bc fuck jeff bezos