I know Val Kilmer and Kurt Russel aren’t the same people but I still keep thinking it
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I know Val Kilmer and Kurt Russel aren’t the same people but I still keep thinking it
Great news! You’ve been pre-denied for a new credit card!
In one part of the world people are in line to eat McDonald’s, and in another people are waiting for the bombs to finish dropping on them
Each day, this Iran war is costing us 1 billion dollars. Or, 4.54 Kristy Noem ad campaigns a day.
Looking in all my neighbors windows to see who is watching Kid Rock
#Superbowl #nfl #badbunny
Oh no! Mitch McConnell is suffering milkshake madness @pftompkins.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social
Divorce is just a marriage boycott with no intention of ever coming back
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Good job, idiot
Officially entered my Jeff Tweedy era
Sorry I can’t come to the office today, I have TDS
#nfl #collegefootball
I don’t not know how to base my entire personality on a sport that I watch other people play. Sorry football fans
If it was called Baked Bean Theory instead of Big Bang Theory I would actually watch it
living in this country is like being awake on the table
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
3. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
2. The Graduate (1967)
1. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
7. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
6. No Country for Old Men (2007)
5. Gangs of New York (2002)
4. Miller’s Crossing (1990)
Top 15 films of 2025 continued:
11. The Shinining (1980)
10. Taxi Driver (1976)
9. Midnight Cowboy (1969)
8. Friendship (2025)
After watching 180 films in 2025, I bring you my top 15:
15. Goin’ South (1978)
14. Trading Places (1983)
13. A Bronx Tale (1993)
12. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
Non refrigerated meat is disgusting
Corky Romano took Blue Streak’s fun plot and made it worse
#movies
“Groceries. It’s sort of an old fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
-President of the United States, November 21, 2025
#potus #mamdani #usa
I saw a bald eagle taking finasteride
If your old enough to carry a coffee while trick or treating, you're too old to trick or treat
Mr. Mom is a Halloween movie.
More people die in John McClain movies than horror movies. Die Hard should actually be a Halloween movie; not a Christmas movie
Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
Yeah, there's probably a lot of men with knives in that restaurant. That's how restaurants work
