co-sign all of this.
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co-sign all of this.
CORRECT. GET BETTER OWNERS!
yes, AND I am massively opposed from a pure labor perspective alone.
PLAYERS ARE WORKERS
NO CAP ONLY FLOOR *eagle screech*
do it and report back
I genuinely fucking love mine. Couldn’t survive meetings without it. IDK its just the most satisfying texture. myneedoh.com/nee-doh-nice...
MAKE HIM THE HITTING COACH ALREADY.
THE 2024 METS COULD RAKE.
to their credit, I have never been more hyped up for a single accomplishment in my entire life than I was by those boys for earning us those extra credit points. they were so nice to me afterwards. treated me like the Wendy to their Lost Boys.
a photo of Connor Storrie bookended by the Hughes brothers on SNL. the meme caption reads “when the jocks at your high school have to give a presentation with the theater kid”
this was me in honors anatomy until the day we had to do the fetal pig dissection and half my group (five jock boys and me) threw up while I was extracting the brain from the skull cavity (for extra credit) using nail scissors from my purse.
and may it continue until their behavior improves!
@christinamets15.bsky.social come marvel at this incredible concept.
correct. it’s entirely for show. but the fact that they clearly felt the need to do damage control is rather funny to me.
It IS kind of funny that the Hughes brothers were sent on SNL to be like “HEY, GAYS, WE WON THESE MEDALS 🥇 FOR YOUR GAY HOCKEY SHOW LOVING SELVES, TOO. (plz don’t hate us 🌈🥺)
a moment for connor’s bitchy face. 🥰
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
Thanks to @snytv.bsky.social for giving me a steady supply of adorable Jonah Tong content. 🥰
But seriously, who would put maple syrup on a glizzy? 😕
Phillies social team set up a putting green in the tunnel and every player tried it. Next step: Install one of those cardboard box pigeon traps but in the bottom it's, like, pasteurized milk and MMR boosters
Watching this clip was an absolutely wonderful way to start my Friday morning. 🥰
the final score of today’s mets astros game, which was 5-0 mets
especially given this.
no one deserves it more than you! 🥰
I have multiple music degrees and grew up a Mets fan. This article is for ME. Go read it!
Buy a fangraphs membership, etc, etc.
he’s so weird. such an odd, but cheerful man.
i’m utterly charmed by him.
genuinely, everyone deserves the kind of content our team gives us. so sorry that the astros aren’t coming through while your boy isn’t throwing. INSULT TO INJURY.
Shoutout to the @mets.com socials team for giving me so much Grade A Jonah content lately. #LGM 💙🧡
Also, Luke Weaver, I was not planning to get attached to you, but you’re weird AF in the best way. Something, something, Papa’s orchard, etc. 🥰
(And obviously Nolan had the best answer.)
I have complete and total faith in my boy. 🙏
My baby's cutter looks SO GOOD...when its working.
WHATEVER HE IS WORKING ON HIS CUTTER. THIS IS WHAT SPRING TRAINING IS FOR.
I think that a LOT of his commentary power comes from the fact that he speaks fluent Russian, so he can give the TEA when coaches are trying to hide behind their native language. Its so fun hearing him spill.
i don't care if he has two runners on and nobody out--every single pitch from this baby is a GIFT. yay third inning!!!
