1. Elon didn't create PayPal. He sucked at his job so bad, that Peter Thiel fired him. Seriously. Look it up.
2. Elon did not found Tesla. He bought it, then pretended that he founded it. Seriously. Look it up.
3. The hyper loop makes zero sense and is fake. High speed rail makes sense and is real
I put a relative in the ground today. All I could think about while looking at the casket was all the people crying and in pain.
Then I see the US President post how "honored" he is to be killing Iranians. Iranian children.
I have lost a child so I understand that pain.
Hell is too good for them.
Oooh this just made me so m’fn mad & sad.
These kids should be at with their families. This baby should be getting ready for his spelling bee. How can you look at this child’s face & see anything but the reflection of your own?
How evil must you be if this doesn’t shake you?
Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."
How people are really good dancers.
Now I’ll do a little two step here and there and shake a tail feather, but when I see people in my close circles that can Dance Dance, I want to know why my body can’t figure it out.
Friend I laughed. 😂😂😂
Brilliant move here by Platner to put this op-ed in Cruz’s hometown paper and it would be so great if ANY other Democrats (who didn’t have a Nazi tattoo past) were this good at their job
www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outl...
I know I know. It’s all love, thank you for the friendly reminder. 🫶🏾
Those iron pills make me nauseous and you can’t make me.
Homeboy’s pulse must be circling the drain if they’re starting to spin so soon and mid war.
They think Jaydee is going to be able to carry the torch if their fearless leader is gone and I think the maggots know that his heart ain’t in it, he’s just happy to finally belong somewhere.
Fuck him.
Do you know how many Black Actors & Actresses are about to be out of work 😭🙏🏽🖤⁉️
I got one of these from Dollar General yesterday FOR FREE! 😳
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly
Rest in power Breonna Taylor. Today, we mourn six years without her, and six years without justice or accountability.
In a Bush vs Gore type of politics I could have.
In a Trump vs Kamala election I would rather shit in my hands and clap.
These parties aren’t two sides of the same coin, one of them is uniquely evil and the other one is full of dimwits that are trying to strongly worded email us out of hell
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
God, take all of Lil Nas X charges and drop them on Jack Harlow
She should still be here breathing, living, laughing, loving.
Because she’s not, we will honor her name always and not let her death be in vain.
Sleep peacefully Breonna Taylor.
Druski ain’t about to help him chuckle his way out of this one.
Do antelope date lions? 🤨
Yes sir, to break down the covalent bonds in the gummy bear.
It’s science. I don’t make the rules.
Friend I’m so sorry 😞😞😞 . I fully get how this can happen! Something so good shouldn’t hurt this bad.
I fully left them but still, w your EXACT explanation
I’m still mid break-up with the Haribo Goldbears.
I realized I wasn’t successfully chewing them, and I don’t know how hot your breath has to be or how strong a jaw you have to have, but I was likely swallowing halves.
With that being said, they’ll always have a piece of my heart
A bud of sense 🫣
