Joel

Walking through John Wayne airport this morning and looked just in time to see Kerry King from Slayer walking past me the other way.

This douche came into my work once and he was the biggest dickhead. Wouldn’t talk to anyone besides his spokesperson. Wouldn’t acknowledge anyone else. It was literally like he was using a translator to communicate but everyone was speaking English. But yeah, it was the CIA….

Sitting at O’Hare waiting for my flight. A group of Notre Dame seniors are sitting next to me discussing their progress in applying for jobs after graduation. One guy just said he’s meeting with a professor tomorrow for a letter of recommendation to help get a job that pays $17/hour.

Who the fuck would do this?? And in February??

My son just asked me if I had ever heard of the song “Just Like Heaven”. I have Robert Smith tattooed on my leg. I’m not really sure what to think of that…

My god. The humanity. Kids with SIGNS in STORES!!! How have we fallen this far as a society?? I hope this lady is able to get the therapy she needs to recover from seeing such carnage.

lol at the dude who got on the plane in Florida in his MAGA hat but made sure to take it off before he got off the plane in Chicago

Oh cool, there’s a red hat asshole on my flight home.

I remember reading an article about a study about 10 years ago that found that “lazier thinkers” tended to skew much more conservative. I remember thinking what a waste of time that study was, too.

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Ever since I was like 19 the first day I could drive with the windows down meant absolutely blasting “Static Prevails” at full volume and breathing all the fresh air. That day is today and it’s one of my favorite days of the year.

Lost the mother fuckin ruckus.

My roommate in college and I went and saw Napoleon Dynamite in the theater. I still have never met anyone else who saw it before it came out on DVD.

Why wouldn’t you change your name???

They got like a mile of buildings along 55 in Bolingbrook.

Pretty pathetic that a Republican is doing more than all of the Democrats combined….

A girl I went to high school with posted what she made for dinner to commemorate Groundhog Day….and it’s….something

lol one of them literally cosplayed being an immigration officer

They have a microphone and an audience so they’re quite literally in the PERFECT position to lecture the public about anything.

Two pilots got on the plane. Gate agent said we were about to board. Then the pilots just walked off and left. Gate agent said we no longer had pilots.

Nine hours at DFW. They finally cancel my flight seven hours after it was supposed to leave. No more flights today. Guess I get a bonus night in Dallas before trying again tomorrow

I get delaying a flight cause of weather. I get delaying a flight because of mechanical issues. But delaying a flight cause you don’t have enough flight attendants is ridiculous.

We all want ICE abolished. But this is just dumb. It isn’t gonna happen. And the attitude of “we want everything our way and we want it now or else we don’t want anything” isn’t a way to get things done.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

My very conservative leaning son, after this week, has turned every American flag in his room upside down, ordered a “Fuck ICE” shirt, and has said he wants to join Antifa.

You have no fucking clue, dude. Go away.

I remember seeing the “Work for Food” video on JBTV late one night when I was like 17 and rearranging my plans for the next day so I could go to the record store and buy the album immediately cause I had to hear it again and again.

Dramarama was such and underrated band

I’d say 100%

Yeah let’s not cover a single fucking receiver