Natey

Teaching that there are no consequences for our actions. Accident or not.

De Zerbeez is nowhere near. Would you be ok with Carrick staying? Who is your ideal candidate?

As a teacher, I can say with all seriousness, Steve is a doody-head and he cheats.

Never heard of it. Not a national sensation.

Important to lead with the headline that Arsenal are the ‘villains of the title race’ and would be ‘unpopular champions’ as they go up against the team charged with 115+ counts of cheating to gain an unfair competitive advantage over the other premier league teams.

Wut?

Yep you are right. Now tell your players to knock that shit off.

“Billionaire Bunker” Indian Creek, FL has an elevation of around 7’ above sea level… On a side note, is hoping for karma to act, in and of itself a karmic act?

Got it.

Haha nope. I simply follow an Arsenal feed. It’s truly amazing the number of manure that post hoping the Arsenal lose. I enjoy calling them (you) out. It is truly epic because I can remember, not all that long ago, when the tables were well turned and you were the best club in the world.

Excellent argument to explain why you are posting about a club you don’t support. Again, in ya head. Magic up Sir Jim, Merlin, maybe get him to buy a vat of Tyre Slime for the roof?

🤣 rent free my man. Rent free.

I could 100% do this. 45 yo. Beer no problem, love onions, in decent running condition, acid reflux cure is one barf away.

“Campaigner” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I’m now campaigning for someone to punch that troll straight in the face a few times; just campaigning here, it’s my right!

To be fair, any percentage of raccoons that can read should be considered a win. 30% or raccoons at a kindergarten level is quite impressive I’d say!

Because their parents said (or otherwise communicated) that they didn’t need school. That’s it.

Arsenal set piece plays are very likely choreographed down to the man. The wider fuss comes from the easy narrative. We aren’t supposed to score scrappy goals, we must not deviate from walking-it-in. That’s it.

I did see the highlights. And I do agree it was a bad meat wall. I recognize my bias but I don’t think Arsenal are quite that. What do you think could be done though, in seriousness. Everyone must stand in one, pre-chosen, spot; arms length away from any opposition player and jump only vertically?

🤣

Welp, Arsenal, David doesn’t like corners, best stop and go back to trying to walk it in.

Which circumstances are those?

I bet if you ask Zohran he would just tell you, rather than wonder 5/7?

A real, live demon GIF.

@arseblog.com All I can think when I see Hincapie now is “Pete Henchcliffe” and it’s very enjoyable. Could James come up with a few more from history? Overrated because they are unknown? Reminds me of the Arsenal Gent…

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Sadly, this is NOT satire.

Oh no! The rich aren’t getting richer at the appropriate rate! Best create an artificial market scare!

Kristi Noem AND Stephen Miller must go.

Rent free in your head on this fine Monday, I see. The number of other clubs’ fans that post about Arsenal… On the other hand, I thought it was nice for the plucky underdog to do over their City rivals a couple days ago.