Moving oil?
I have a plan.
12.03.2026 13:47
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Moving oil?
I have a plan.
What if the badger was French?
Coal flavoured?
Lady Catherine de Bourgh, who famously said if she had ever learned piano she would have been a great proficient.
"if I had ever been Prime Minister, HMS Dragon would have been ready a full week earlier"
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Next up: Tomahawks on the Mach Loop….
Photo of a mountain biker descending what appears to be a near-vertical granite cliff. A climber in a plaid shirt is ascending the cliff not far from the rider.
Rider Matt Bolton descends the Burger & Fries climbing route in Squamish, BC, Canada, while climber Adam Luu looks on.
September 2020
📷Clint Trahan
I’m going out on a limb (no pun intended) and suggesting that the sock with the star is Pete “performative” hegseth. Who is dressed like KEv O’Neil is drawing a baby eating US politician.
I hear the roar of the big machine.
I will be giving the sardine flavoured espresso martini a miss, thanks.
TBF, when I was at FOB Price in Afghanistan, which was reputed to be the best cookhouse in Helmand, we had lobster tails and steak, and once when they couldn’t get lobster they did king crab legs.
And there was an ice cream machine, but everyone caned it so it was only on a couple of times a week.
I have a CT scan tomorrow and the instructions say “no food from three hours before the scan, but clear liquids are ok.”
For the purposes of this instruction, does espresso count as a clear liquid?
I feel sorry for those who are especially groovy. It must take them ages.
Personally, I would have blown it on ragwater, bitters, and blue ruin.
Fully loaded electric motorbike, fitted with front and rear racks.
Not many motorbikes can cope with a trip to Ikea.
Hang on a minute
My favourite spoon. A soup spoon which once belonged to the Sergeants Mess of the London Rifle Brigade.
The spoon has returned!
What’s Latin for “Roll for initiative, suckers!”?
I left the pocket on my bag unzipped, and I have lost my really nice spoon.
Very annoying.
The hunt for another good spoon starts now.
Every mortar platoon anywhere.
I just saw THE PYRAMID HAT GUY in the wild. I thought he was extinct.
No, he was a twat that time too.
Autism is a spectrum
Also, being in the scanner sounds like being in a particularly industrial techno club, probably one in Berlin.
Confirmation text from the hospital that I have an appointment with NUCLEAR MEDICINE, in capitals to make it extra exciting.
There is always the slight chance of EXPLOSIONS, or waking up with superpowers.
Not for everyone, but I think the Borderlands series is hilarious.
