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Hazard

@datgreenmonstah

Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism| 🚫NFT/AI🚫

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When you catch that thought

09.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean hell yeah mri if your able, always fun to have that on record too

09.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See i had the ultrasound and the consult and they still denied me. Wondering if a CT scan is good enough, but they act like i have something like diverticulitis rather than my uterus being the problem

09.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you i hope so too, also thank you for the heads up, that’s good to know.

09.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel you lol it’s such a pain to deal with

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry for ranting about my aging body, but i dunno who else to complain to since i dunno many ppl in person who has started or has gone through this part of aging. It seems worse for afab ppl and im tired of it lol
Why can’t i just lop off my titties and scoop out my uterus

09.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im gonna try to do the tests, but the MRI needed is gonna have to get skipped because im too nervous about the pellet in my chest migrating into my heart, unless insurance wants to pay for it’s removal. I wish WA would move faster on passing univeral healthcare so i can forget relying on insurance

09.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate how i could be moving forward and handling an organ by removing it that is probably the cause of a lot of my issues im plagued with, but insurance companies keep blocking me. And the longer i sit on taking HRT to help me the worse imma be in the long run.
I hate insurance companies playing dr

09.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could get my uterus taken out, which is just a usless organ to me anyway and the fact uterine cancer runs in my family, it’s just another reason to chuck it, then i could forgo the progesterone and just take estrogen. But insurance won’t cover the removal unless i do a slew of tests

09.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the partni hate about getting older isn’t the aging, it’s the hormone fluctuations. Dealing with trying to take progesterone ans instead getting horrendous headaches from it, wanting to take a lower dose, but apparently it isn’t covered by insurance so my only other option is birth control

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It kinda gives lemmings vibe

09.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you could, no one’s stopping you, just ppl will be confused or try to correct you. I mean is it Her-b or Erb is it Let-us or Let-tis

09.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing how ppl have a hard time discerning between the two, if ppl see them agreeing on a part of them they question they might lean into that narrative more rather than think for themselves because well β€œthe majority agree with this idea” rather than try to focus in the bigger picture

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re still leaning into the SJW rhetoric and prove how much epstein has poisoned ppls mindests on things and pushing that divide on individuals than bigger corporations.
Amazed how little these dudes think, then again i wonder how many are real ppl vs bots nowadays

09.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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After headaches and feeling tired the past few days i finally had enough motivation to work on this again. Sooooo close to being done! Just gotta finish a few things on el then i have their hawk mambo and the cactus to do

09.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so saggy

09.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that their ears are posable πŸ’•

09.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr. Magoo the Poitou donkey is all done and looking for a loving stable to call his own! All in all this plushie took me 41 hours to make. I'm still debating wether I should trim the fur around the hooves or not...? πŸͺ‘🧡🧢β™₯️

08.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh haha yes

09.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œreally?” Face is so good ha

09.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rainbow deer

08.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you shouldn’t believe the Pixar jerk that they keep cutting queerness out of their movies for fear of forcing family conversations or whatever.

This is Disney. It’s money. It’s fear of losing money from weird bigot adults, with queer people perceived as not enough a market gain for them.

08.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does he have an extra back toe on the right foot. Also a very handsome muppet

08.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People who say cat’s don’t have facial expressions have never met Morgan

08.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The spirits of bellow whisper him to commit atrocities

08.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful sunrise

Mola mola often lay on their side at the water surface to sun themselves and warm up their bodies, earning them the common name "sunfish". I was thinking about them a lot at 2 am the other night which spawned whatever this is.

#molamola #sunfish #fish

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single patch from this drop has sold so if there were any you were tempted by they are still there!! Here's some of the new patches available πŸ™

07.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks extremely comfy

08.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it looks great on you, fits your face shape

08.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0