Griz Augustus Struss

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One of my paintings

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A painting that I made for my friend.

Untitled Birthday Painting YouTube video by Griz Augustus Struss

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Marc, SO glad I got to see your show in Traverse City this evening! You and your increasingly saggy pants mean the world to me. Seeing you launch real tears at cat-astrophizing over if Charlie’s safe from the blinds cord and needing meds to calm the fuck down made me feel so very much not alone.

Sequel coming soon: Honey, I Nuked the Kids.

These are the same people in charge of a planet-killing nuclear arsenal. It’s impeachment 2.0 time.

An airport, Mount Rushmore and the $100 bill: Inside the GOP effort to venerate Trump while he’s still in office House Republicans say they're honoring the sitting president with their unprecedented bills. Historians see something darker.

Nope. You’re not reading The Onion.

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WITH ALL DUE DISRESPECT Fuck you and your cuck patriarchy.

FUCK THOSE ILLITERATE ASSHOLES. NO MERCY. LIFEBOAT’s ALREADY FULL. BUB-BYE.

I’ve always hated Columbia University. Twits.

Seems like a great time for such a godlike character to get to the autosacrificial point.

London

Analyze the phrasing, the use of NLP programming possessives, the incorrect switch between simile-framing to full on royal titling. There’s a wistfulness about it for sure.

For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme."

Un-fucking-real.

Reminder: Amazon Blackout—starting tomorrow.

Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!

#NoMandate

#off-target

#LuigiTime

To conflate thankfulness with Zelensky needing to apologize for campaigning for the losers of a free and fair election is…um…disgustingly adolescent. That’s not a reasonable diplomatic position for a post-monarchical statesman to take at any point in history. It’s the musing of a pogrom planner.

In the midst of the nauseating ambush, Vance has this weird poker hand-exposed subject creep. Vance doesn’t want Zelenskyy to be ¡thankful!, he wants Z to APOLOGIZE for associating with Democrats during the U.S. General Election. Vance calls Dems THE OPPOSITION, as if they’re enemies of his REGIME.