peanut

thats not u thats capitalism. humans are supposed to rest a lot more than this and it's supposed to be fun and normal

instructions unclear, forgave my dad

yep. im getting dangerously close to accepting that potatoes and cabbage are always cheap enough and shutting off my brain about food entirely

what's really blowing my mind is that this just clicked today after almost a full year of wondering if my brain was deteriorating because i could no longer look at a flyer and come up with a savvy & coherent meal plan NOPE! turns out everything is just a scam now

like there is a discounted meat, fruit, dairy, starch, and vegetable, maybe 2 of one category if they're feeling fancy, and the rest is just Stuff

is it just me or do grocery flyers seem more like advertisements for normally priced shit than actual sales these days

youre a chaser when someone touches u and says "tag! youre it" and the rest of the time youre running away

thats not how progress works. theyre going to develop the Pixar Surgery

and then gandalf said "im not gonna steal your ring, im nice :)" - j.r.r tolkien

i need the bobot to ask the bobot to fuck my wife

just saw someone say "someone should AI (x idea)" as if it were r/photoshop and not, like, something u could have done with the exact same effort lv as posting that

don't get me wrong im glad they didn't and fuck ai but damn. imagine being an idea guy's idea guy

the ppl i feel closest to rarely say my "real" name. they call me something, sometimes a word, sometimes just an amalgam of syllables, that emerged from a moment specific to our relationship. that is how i like it

im thinking about changing it but i think i just dont really like the idea of having a name so an incidental one is Fine I Guess

ppl started calling me by the first word in my league of legends handle and i started answering to it

are u saying somebody knows who u are behind the mask...

the problem with mastodon is that u can't do anything without running into a reply guy

"lube is just taco seasoning" - my gf, who was too afraid to post this on main

what is a woman? a miserable little pile of glitter

pingu sitting in a chair with his arms crossed looking angry

"well now we are not doing it"

wht do u mean thats not part of the deal! NO DEAL THEN

casual sex is all fun and games until they dont bother to read your 4 am infodump about single origin chocolate. what are we even doing here

texting him back "girl the boycott"

fuck israel

im like if taylor swift was a -- you know what, no im not

there is a certain type of person who has always attributed "intelligence" to dick riding them and using punctuation and honestly im almost glad theyre talking to the bobot instead of women

can't wait to vague an old flame on bandcamp friday

pronouncing bsky like isekai

not if she kills you first 🥵

shyvana from league of legends upcoming visual update :')

modelviewer.lol/model-viewer...

turn her around look at her taunt check out her little outfits

does this help :)