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“hey Otto, hoe’s it hanging?”

“hey Otto, hoe’s it hanging?”

08.03.2026 14:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes absolutely

08.03.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh where’d you get those

07.03.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m glad to hear it, I hope you two make it work.

07.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Miles has eternal running mascara eyes.

07.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New person, or are you back together with your ex? Either way, congrats!

07.03.2026 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If I were the lawyer prosecuting Kristi Noem in her likely fraud case, I'd take these 3 steps:

1) Show the jury SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME.

2) Show them Kristi Noem's ad.

3) Then say, "That ad cost taxpayers $20 MILLION more than the entire budget of SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME. The prosecution rests."

07.03.2026 15:36 👍 146 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 2
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07.03.2026 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is sitting on a couch holding a cup of tea and saying do tell ALT: a man is sitting on a couch holding a cup of tea and saying do tell

Fiancée??

07.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was invited to Province House today, my MLA had some nice things to say about me and she thought I should be there to hear them.

07.03.2026 03:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That last part is debatable

25.02.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a hot rod car is stopped next to a sidewalk. Two girls are passing by, and one says, “hey, nice car!” Panel 2: The guy replies, “thanks. It’s actually—“ and is cut off by the girl saying, “OMG!!” Panel 3: the hot rod guy watches as the group of girls surround another dude with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey is wearing an umbrella hat and eating a slice of cantaloupe.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a hot rod car is stopped next to a sidewalk. Two girls are passing by, and one says, “hey, nice car!” Panel 2: The guy replies, “thanks. It’s actually—“ and is cut off by the girl saying, “OMG!!” Panel 3: the hot rod guy watches as the group of girls surround another dude with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey is wearing an umbrella hat and eating a slice of cantaloupe.

24.02.2026 15:32 👍 2544 🔁 308 💬 20 📌 4
Screen caps from twin peaks of characters talking, with the subtitles, "Every day once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it.
Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."

Screen caps from twin peaks of characters talking, with the subtitles, "Every day once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."

Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate 🥧 ☕️

24.02.2026 14:25 👍 1436 🔁 436 💬 7 📌 10

I need that cow

24.02.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I was very fascinated with them. I’d occasionally pick one up and sit down with it in a regular chair, examining every inch of it, thinking “so this is what my teeth are like!” (Don’t think mine had faces, thinking back on it; the cartoon character we were sitting in front of did.)

24.02.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go go Power Men! Mighty Morphin’ Power Men…in SPACE.

24.02.2026 18:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@threehares.bsky.social it’s ya bois

24.02.2026 18:47 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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state of the union address, aka the antiques roadshow

24.02.2026 14:52 👍 121 🔁 17 💬 11 📌 0
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My dentist office had tooth weirdos like this when I was a kid. That’s me and my little sister sitting on some.

24.02.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Link to the Past
Majora’s Mask
Link Between Worlds

22.02.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy smokes

21.02.2026 13:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet, a promotion!

21.02.2026 13:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bezos is the enemy. #NoAmazon #NoWholeFoods #NoAmazonFresh #TaxtheOligarchs

21.02.2026 06:36 👍 7761 🔁 2507 💬 235 📌 105

I don't like Nova Scotia Beyond Thunderdome

20.02.2026 14:58 👍 125 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0
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Had to draw lil' Egg in his lil' hat 😭❤🥚

20.02.2026 15:16 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
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20.02.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ska can’t help it if the vessels through which it reaches our ears turn out to be shit.

20.02.2026 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do not besmirch ska.

20.02.2026 13:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Nah that’s too much of an investment in both money and space. But I have built a little kitchenette for my Postman Pat transformer

20.02.2026 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a damn shame. Some places near me do sell it, but they almost never have it in stock. I hope you find a font of that wonderful elixir.

20.02.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0