Don't forget Mohammed's Radio.... (apologies)
10.03.2026 23:47
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Don't forget Mohammed's Radio.... (apologies)
10-cent "bill" in Canadian Tire money
Do not be deceive, this is *not* legal tender!
As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving from the Milky Way to the Soy Milky Way galaxy. I'm galactose intolerant.
If you mail some teeth to the courthouse, they'll excuse you from jury duty
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
I’m Choco Pie!
I’m about 2b euthanized!
I’m a 4yo, 65-lb brindle boy
I’ll be ur devoted shadow & snuggle buddy!
Needs adult-only home
w/structure & routine
🚨URGENTLY Need Foster
NY NJ NH NE CT MD ME DE DC VT VA RI
Free2foster
Queens ACC 228381
REPOST!🙏
msg
@princesskim.bsky.social
PLS HURRY!
DONT FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS ON FIRE THIS SUNDAY TIME ISNT REAL
Anybody here have a son or grandson that will be legally obliged to sign up for US Selective Service within the next 3 years?
I have a son.
I'm terrified.
They said if I didn't vote for Trump that prices would go up and we'd be involved in war.
I didn't vote for Trump.
They were right.
Thankfully, women only have to experience something this miserable during child birth.
🔵🔹️Rep. Massie 👉🏽 “I've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein files 📂 Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide. But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this DOJ.” 🔵👇🏽🇺🇸✊🏽
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
Imagine finding out you just got shitcanned through Trump's shitty social media echo chamber.
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
The ides of March are coming if you need ideas about what to get your local emperor.
A tweet from Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump dated November 10, 2013: “Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!” Twitter handle and X dot com logo are visible.
okay, let’s look at what’s truly wrong w this 2013 tweet…
who the fuck hyphenates “properly not skilled”
...and the battery stays out of the chirping smoke detector.
cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
My current enemies are not in Iran, they’re in the Epstein Files.
The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst" who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles
Yes, same guy.
god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs
I always thought Dolly should've let Jolene take the sack of shit.
wearing cardigan sweaters with a mouthful of Werther’s Originals and calling everyone a whippersnapper as I cruise on my scooter at a steady 1 mph
at my funeral, my casket is resting underneath a huge banner that says ‘he’s in flavortown now’
the batteries stay out of the chirping smoke detector during sex
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A photo of a sign in green, black and white on a cement block wall, that reads “please wash your hands.” The picture on the sign is hands at a sink but the sink resembles a nekkid bent over person and the faucet resembles a male member
To avoid spreading germs, always be anal about handwashing.
