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Every Marathon run feels like the puzzle where the lawn mower robot slams into you.

Marathon got me thinking of the interview Bungie devs did when the Destiny 2 Zero Hour mission dropped and they said, “We’ve determined that twenty minutes is the optimal time to stress players out.”

Size your shoes for the feet you want to have and you'll never work a day in your life

Foolscap dunce cap

so fuckin good

mar lo force be with you

I need this on a tshirt! plus I have issues with my crypto wallet and I need an essay written for school

like the tshirt. do you remember the tshirt

mundus sine graberibus

I will become the Whitney Halberstram of Canada.

at the call center bosses were nuts about the net promoter score survey stuff, even if a review was “0/10, phone rep was great, your company sucks” that 0 would stay on a rep and tank their average, fuck up raises/advancement, etc. even if a phone rep shoots me with a gun they’re getting a 10.

they could start by showing Michael Bay’s 2013 film “Pain & Gain,” because of what it is at the pump, and also because of what the price of the gas is doing.

using the printer til the room stinks

5000 years from now sandwiches will be unrecognizable

this would be a great time to have a stockpile of ass and grass

Typing “probably fine” over and over, repeating, practicing it, imbuing my thumbs with tap memory, faster and more accurate, no typos, never, a long week ahead, the big game, the biggest.

Oil tankers Hormuzmaxxing ⁉️

Ok but what if it turned out he DID have poa over the judge? It’d be the shrewdest gambit in the history of law

Former Acadia prof Rick Mehta sentenced to six months in jail for threatening Justice Department employees By The Chronicle Herald Published Mar 03, 2026 4 minute read

Evidence at trial showed that Mehta sent one email and a separate, unrelated letter to department employees, and in both he set a deadline for a response. He wrote that if he did not get a response in time, he would go to the Kentville court offices with dialogue in his mind from the movie They Live. The line he quoted from the lead character was "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." It is uttered when the character is in an office setting, right before he begins to shoot aliens.

Wright spent about 10 minutes of his sentencing decision going over some of the various insults, disruptions, proclamations and other moments of chaos caused by Mehta during his trial, including: • Calling the officers of the court "Satan's minions" • Saying that "there is no such thing as an honest court officer" • Calling himself "God's representative on Earth" Saying the venue was "the devil's court" • Claiming he had power of attorney over the judge • Calling the judge dishonest and rude, and saying he was obstructing justice and violating the Criminal Code Saying the judge didn't have the knowledge to sentence him

• Started to recite a scene from the movie Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, saying the Crown and a police witness could play the parts. • Asked a police officer: "Do you think the Crown's predicament could have been avoided if all court officers had been exposed to Kenny Rogers' song The Gambler in their training?" • Referred to the case as "a sequel to previous proceedings." • Told the judge, "I'm the boss because I have a financial contract with you via the Income Tax Act. I expect you to honour your financial contract, buddy boy."

checking in on my old psych prof who later became a jordan peterson guy

What the when the daylight is a savings that got you like this >>>>><

No can do. too busy Gaming

no built in LEDs 🚮

Clud Wetbulge

Posers out tonight. I turn my clock an hour forward every day

go out on a whim a chip of the iceberg a whole other bag of worms got into a scruffle calm as a cucumber got off stock-free get the jest of it happy as a lamb ship of Thesis

i've been putting on a lot of youtube as background noise because I have crippling ADHD and here are some delightful phrases i've heard people use

A lot of anti-vax people are opposed to vaccines

Dancing the “Dr. Steve” Scramble

You never hear about a graced financier

For being a show about “nothing,” Seinfeld did make use of several tried and true plot devices.