Franuardo

Back in the late 90s, yall latched onto the wrong Sedaris.

This is the least important thing anyone has ever said but still fuck you, Stipe.

I just fucking hate R.E.M., The Eagles, and Red Hot Chili Peppers so goddam much. Bunch of idiots making butt music.

Best Grade.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s 7am on a Saturday and our two year old is hollering for “Icky Tump by da Why Stipes!”

She-Hulk, She-Hulk
She’s a lady
When She-Hulk she-hulks
Cause she angry
Well she hulks like a Hulk but she she’s like a she
The second Hulk in herstory

Our four year old has control of the smart speaker so it seems every Olympic figure skating team has decided to skate to “Icky Thump” by The White Stripes.

It is February and I've already decided my Halloween costume will be Barry W. Enderwick, a guy that eats sandwiches on YouTube.

Kid Rock is going to have some stiff competition against the Puppy Bowl.

Through tears, as Regina Spektor plays loudly, while loading the dishwasher: It’s hittin, no cap.

I’d love to hang out but I’m currently updating the MSDS sheets in our second bathroom.

That "15% Off" grocery bag you mailed out turned into the best junk mail recycling bag. I thank you, @menardsofficial.bsky.social

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There's a lot going on in the world but stay safe in the knowledge that it's "Wicked" time in Roku City.

jk was like "ᵈᶦᵈ ᴵ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ˢᵉᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢˀ"

I was like "what a nice painting. why are you taunting my wife? she works so hard on her art."

I never even got to see this one so didn't realize it was Jack's.

Nothing gets me bricked like the sound of a Samsung SCX-5835 warming up.

We're in the lesser used "Hell" timezone right now, will get at you tomorrow.

Community Note: It is not currently their birthday.

Imagine it's about Red Hot Chili Peppers, same sentiment.

Flaming Lips should fire all the band members.

The historians don't know you did the Zoobe video. But there is fan art.

If you just want the holidays to be done with, they are in Roku City.

Recently I’ve been playing a game called “Is This Really Necessary?” where I indiscriminately throw stuff away.

Dead mouse in the utility sink made me shriek. Hoping it decides to lightly place itself in a trash can at the neighbors house.

If anyone needs makeup, they opened a new Sephora in Roku City.

Sometimes you have an Excel sheet named "Adam Sandler" and by fuck it is accurate.

Pretty sure that mayonnaise on toasted bread satisfies Samin Nosrat’s “Salt Fat Acid Heat” directive.

Costco on a full moon. Chat, are we cooked?