Johnny K

telling myself my chronic digestive issues are just repeated attempts to poison me by one of my haters

Defeat, my Defeat, my deathless courage,
You and I shall laugh together with the storm,
And together we shall dig graves for all that die in us,
And we shall stand in the sun with a will,
And we shall be dangerous.
--Khalil Gibran

the only places sacred space can currently be built on planet earth?

refugee camps, ghettos/slums, war zones, etc.

A sitcom ultimately about a failed marriage is exactly the kind of sitcom I'd pick to contribute to growing functional illiteracy rates in these United States.

Always said they were a Toad of Toad Hall kind of band.

I would respond in good faith if you weren't so heavily "destroy the rec center to build condos" coded.

they always think they're digging up

so you just never get off the elevator, huh?

producing this should be considered a crime against humanity

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

Forget renting a family or whatever. Rent a betrayal. You get the emotional rush without any actual consequences. I bet it'd take off.

the poll literally says it only included jews "actively engaged with israel" — so the headline should probably be "nearly a third of u.s. jews 'actively engaged with israel' think this is a terrible idea"

Is your dad a member of the House of Aisin-Gioro or something?

Yeah, I'll take genocide scholars over your worthless immoral ass any and every day you little cowardly goblin.

you can just say you think dead children and bombed out schools and hospitals make you happy, you worthless piece of shit

By spending her entire career in congress passing blank check after blank check for the military industrial complex? C'mon, you fucking piece of shit - at least pretend to have a fucking clue.

Dr Mario lowkey kept my parents' marriage alive for the last two or three years of my dad's life. They would play every morning before leaving for work.

Did you apologize so hard you didn't actually apologize? "Ally" 🙄

Look at you shifting the argument like the bad faith lickspittle you are

you're neither an honest nor a decent person

Unico in the Island of Magic (1983), a movie I first saw when I was 4 (so I guess 1987/88 give or take?) while suffering from scarlet fever and which I continue to have recurring dreams about to this day.

Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.

"Release the files" is just words to yall.

5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"

And not even out of love.

If I were one of those monks what penned illuminated manuscripts back in the day I'd be struck down seeing this.

My Little Bodhisattva

"live blog" is a weird way to spell "administration stenographer"

tell me the lives of children are just a game to you without saying "the lives of children are a game to us"

“Punch Nazis” isn’t a manifestation of some kind of unexamined old superstitious violent prejudice unacceptable in modern liberal societies, it’s a fully informed distillation of an entire modern generation’s experience of having to kill millions of actual fucking Nazis

I once knew a man who claimed he could fart in complex sentences. I see you finally got that gig running socials for the papers, Bertie - sorry I doubted you back in the day.

nope

Jury Nullification! at the Arson Trial