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I have been assured multiple times that this is real. I still donβt believe it.
Presented without comment.
Happy to report that Phantasialand is still selling this shirt.
Wow! Not even close!
ZAMNNNNNNNNN
We have Knoebels at home
Some excellent official advice for your next Six Flags park visit
A decent concept ruined by abysmal AI generated graphics
Source if this is something you're into.
www.ebay.com/itm/31653064...
OK this shirt is fine and good. But the back...... I'm not gonna say what it looks like but... there's no way I'm the only one thinking it...
I think thatβs a little bit off
THERE IS NO CURE
what
tag yourself Iβm the nonspecific scary-faced snow monster
Please enjoy this absolutely horrible commemorative Kingda Ka merch.
Another weird 80βs Figment shirt has been foundβΌοΈ
Epic Universe is officially a go
Ew
Spotted this at Six Flags America in 2018
I cant lie these are kind of hilarious
Figment branded mints βFig-Mintsβ
Always a fan of this horrible thing
Guess they don't need these anymore after removing the All American Triple Loop shoulder harnesses.
A very ugly t shirt from Canadaβs Wonderland which boldly exclaims βRIDE IT HARD OR GET OFF!β
Why should we have to choose?
Allow me to welcome you here with a set of Thorpe Park condoms.