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@katyshep

Elon stole my account. Starting all over again. Always woke, always European, not quite brave enough to start throwing milkshakes (yet). England UK

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I thought they all claimed to be shy & misunderstood.

12.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey, good luck to him with the new job.
I will get round to it, I really will.

12.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nearly there!

12.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I suggest some early targets?

12.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking good (esp. the vanity unit!). I really need to get my utility room ripped out & updated, it was on the urgent list when we moved in 5 years ago. Just lacking any enthusiasm to get started on it.

12.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lovely story. Life takes so many turns & not many people stay with us all the way.

12.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking like you have caught them at something.

12.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will be moved into his/Witkoffs WLF crypto fund, never to be seen again.

12.03.2026 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be concerned about him catching it, but maybe there's still some swelling in the tissues around the catheter that needs to settle. Hope it turns out to be good.

12.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mean ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.03.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor poor you Phara. But better to let the vet sort it out now.

12.03.2026 09:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that shade was popular when I was about 12. We all went to school looking like an audition for an oompa loompa chorus line. In our defence, we soon grew out of it.

12.03.2026 09:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the oral stage ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

12.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course he did. Just in case anyone was laughing at him in ways he didn't understand.

12.03.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would think so, but the menopause seems to have become a marketing opportunity, fronted by perky looking TV celebs. So have all the freedom you can get, but don't forget to pack your credit card & your collagen supplements.

12.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like this very much.

The list of things he didn't approve of (courtesy Wikipedia) is so long it reads like a comedy sketch. What a miserable life.

12.03.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Grandad bobbing for ovaries. Brilliant.

12.03.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š

12.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgive. It's 1:30am & I am sleep scrambled.

12.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sang Freud once. I id not know what I was doing & I wouldn't dream of doing it again, but I was very Jung.

12.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And not a cheezburger cart in sight. I hope she makes it.

11.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd put it higher.

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The poor baby ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

11.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fluent in autocorrect now ๐Ÿ™„

11.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For God's sake woman, fetch that dog a cushion.

11.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the streets, with my freaks I'll go
All the lassies say hello
Donald, where's your troosers? *"

*I think he left them at Epstein's ranch

11.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heels for heels

11.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Source:Guardian Newspapers

Source:Guardian Newspapers

11.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news.

11.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, think we all need to see it now.

11.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0