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Message discipline during wartime is woke.

TACO man has no sauce.

FIFA World Cup COO says tournament 'too big' to be postponed amid global turmoil | CBC Sports FIFA's World Cup chief operating officer says the tournament is "too big" to be postponed because of global turmoil caused by the U.S. and Israeli war against Iran.

FIFA: Can't change plans due to war started for no reason by FIFA Peace Prize winner.

www.cbc.ca/sports/socce...

This kind of completely made-up nonsense is the lifeblood of right-wing parties everywhere. Fake stuff for their fearful base to get outraged about, while they steal for the oligarchs.

I'm not American and I think about it several times a day.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

When you're getting quizzed and you haven't read the book.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Trump: "I'm the dumbest person here"

11 is the loneliest number

He doesn't even need to look all that hard or far away... [spits] idiot [spits a second time]
www.elections.ca/voting-by-mail

Marxo Rubio wearing meatloaves on his feet because Trump told him to.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

Trump buys ill-fitting shoes for his underlings as a display of dominance.

The first ever winner of the “FIFA Peace Prize” is also likely be the first head of state to host a World Cup while bombing one of the participating countries.

Make Mike Johnson own these words.

a man with a mustache is saying `` i don 't know how to put this '' Alt: a man with a mustache is saying `` i don 't know how to put this ''

Send them this

Weirdo cult.

70s style bike with raised handlebars, banana seat and sissy bar

When I can't afford to drive my car anymore:

WH Press (For Jan 4, 2021): "President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings. "

That has ominously non-specific pre-Jan 6th vibes.

Trump is already thinking about how he'll charge a toll (payable to him, personally) on every barrel of oil coming out of the Persian Gulf.

Why is the U.S. at war with Iran? Here’s what the Trump administration says. President Donald Trump and top administration officials have offered a range of rationales for launching Operation Epic Fury.

Why is the U.S. at war with Iran?

Trump: “They would have had a nuclear weapon within two weeks”

Vance: “I think the president was looking for the long haul”

Rubio: “We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action”

Trump: “If anything, I might have forced Israel’s hand”

wapo.st/4bAOdCj

Trump saying he can declassify documents by thinking about it.

Trump can draft people just by thinking about it.

Terrorist Convention