Alistair Gordon (@borderbloke)

Working trip to a food Expo otherwise I would

11.03.2026 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Straighteners on offer on the pier in half an hour....

11.03.2026 13:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No easy games in football anymore...

07.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bon voyage

07.03.2026 08:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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07.03.2026 08:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

05.03.2026 08:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hang on....what time is it?

Brimstone

05.03.2026 07:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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03.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

19

01.03.2026 08:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.02.2026 20:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Romesh Ranganathan to either confirm or deny on his next telly or radio programme...

27.02.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But would have been first on a Walter Smith teamsheet...

27.02.2026 20:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm reaching the point where I've got to accept walking has to take over from running..but it's frustrating

27.02.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

"Hints of peas...."

27.02.2026 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually this one works....

26.02.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.02.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww, sorry fella

25.02.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cricket's going well then eh....

22.02.2026 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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21.02.2026 17:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another long evening dealing with the general public.....

20.02.2026 23:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jonhowe1971.bsky.social one for you...

20.02.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't the words...

20.02.2026 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus....

20.02.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I already knew the answer....

19.02.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bit too much of a challenge then...

19.02.2026 13:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Black Walnut

19.02.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They soon come round don't they....?

19.02.2026 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How long you there for?

19.02.2026 13:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

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Completely blew it's chance of silver there...

18.02.2026 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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