carson

AHHHHHH WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT

it is now a capital offense to ask your roommate to clean up the jam she spilled in the fridge

i love telling strangers little fake stories about myself. like yes mr uber driver i just came from a meeting. and now i’m headed to another meeting with my fellow adjunct professors. because i definitely have a phd.

once the high for the day is lower than 80 then i think i’ll consider it autumn

i wish there were drafts on here. i utilize twitter drafts so often (i literally have dozens of them) and it sucks theres no way to do that on this platform :(

i’m glad my roommate never has guests in our room because i have been hanging my clean bras to dry on the wooden ladder slats of my bed and i don’t want her friends to see that. it’s just ever so slightly embarrassing. like yeah ig here’s my bras because i have nowhere else to hang them. fuck off.

ok see the problem with a meal plan is that these dining halls have essentially given me access to unlimited amounts of diet coke for 18 hours of the day. it will be my downfall.

let’s fucking go dude!!!!!!!!