if you wanna feel good about people on the internet (imagine that)...simply scroll through and feast your eyes on the art people made for these albums. just the most delightful shit you'll see all week
This also has a beautiful story from @lcosgrove.bsky.social about how CLERKS II helped him meet his wife
Naturally at the top of this episode I say you may be able to find the link to the full archived telecast in our description. You cannot actually do that. Here is the archive dot org collection of Oscars telecasts I refer to: archive.org/download/the...
Oooh, yeah that'd work
Can I ask what film this is in reference to? (Random guess: FRISK)
SICKO TIME
KRUMHOLTZ FROM THE TOP ROPE
Sometimes, especially recently with all the horrible choices and behavior, I can get very pessimistic and down on on the human race. But then I watch a performance like this and Iβm like βno, people are fucking amazing and weird and hilarious, faith in humanity restoredβ
Happy belated birthday!
Vulture Cinematrix No. 716: Mar 12, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2661
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Coming in 2027: Werner Herzog's THE WIGLESS ECSTASY OF BILLY ZANE
Why would he have John Travolta's smile, poster? His dad is George Segal, did you not see the movie you're supposed to be advertising?
If you'd told me this was the first thing he wrote after SE7EN exploded, I'd believe you.
Hell yeah, the audacity is glorious
This sure has that, if nothing else. It's got that in spades.
I get why PSYCHO KILLER has been critically savaged, it's quite bad in any objective sense... but I gotta admit, when it revealed where it was headed, I started giggling and basically didn't stop until the end. More idiocy should be this committed in my opinion.
The "woof" is a beautiful touch.
I told all of you that whatever you submitted, it would be better than mine, I TOLD YOU
hot damn bud
HELL. YES.
Excellent
I could listen to this every day, it's pure screeching beautiful energy
I've reviewed a third of these so far. [Shrugs] Guess I have to eat more cheese.
www.foodandwine.com/best-cheeses...
Mind you, moose traps can be pretty nasty...
I bet he could write some great plays, I'm just not sure if "British-style comedy of manners" is among them.
I petitioned the judges to allow the use of BLOSSOMS & BLOOD, but no go.
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
I wondered why the film made such a big deal out of the 72-hour window and all that entailed... then the ending hit and I was all, oh my GOD what am I even watching now
Good Lord, PROTECTOR is embarrassing.
