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When george orwell wrote theome about a boot stamping on a human face forever, do you think he meant it or was there an alt baddie he was trying to impress

reflection on a pond, boob and poop in the reflection

boob is just poop upside down, and i made a very complex image to explain my point

To me, the concept of an “inner child” is utterly distasteful. I don’t want a child subjected to these adult things (shoplifting at the self checkput, filing taxes, parallel parking)

As a lifelong Sadsack, john fetterman is currently living my nightmare- everyone talking about how depressed he is, how the depression is making him visibly bad at his job, wearing shorts & not getting a single compliment…

A skull with coins in its eyes and a 2 dollar bill sticking out the side, captioned "the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls"

Money skull please grant me money and or skulls thank you

Why do billionaires want to live forever but not ensure the continued existence of anything Fun (beaches, air, breathing, etc). What are you gonna do with all that time, count pennies?

Puzzlin’

To clarify i would if i could

Humiliating to show up at the punk rock flea market event & not have $150 to spend on earrings made of preserved chicken feet & such

3 graces spotted at petco

My inner voice is being extremely catty about some of you hoes rn

omg congratulations to all the median income straight people, you wanted cheaper groceries & healthcare & instead you got a bunch of weird genitals-based policies that will be difficult & costly to enforce <3

I could never be in politics b/c the cringe of running, losing, and having to attend my opponents inauguration would be too much. I would simply expire. I would avoid running for anything at all to avoid that. That and all of my nudes would be leaked but that’s a separate issue.

If monitors at meta were finding themselves radicalized into flat earthers by constant exposure, do you think any eggs were cracked in those russian troll farms trying to infiltrate lgbtq spaces

Good art should fry this rice.

Hands down the wildest shit anyone ever said to me in a job interview was when the interviewer pulled a loose string off her blouse and said “must have been made by a union shop.” What.

a headline that says “forgetting” might not be a bad thing - scientists propose that it could be a functional feature of the brain

y’all i feel like they’re not even trying with the manufactured consent these days, lmfao…. a rise in strokes for young people?? normal! might even be healthier tbh! holes in your brain? there for a reason, actually!!

Holy crap, if Abe Vigoda were still alive, this could've been an amazing ensemble with him, Margo Martindale and Jane Krakowski.

Well you had a bad day
Go to see this great clown
He'll make you laugh and get rid of your frown

You say I should go
But what's making me cry
Doctor, you see, I am actually that guy

Pip pip cheerio i’m a boy that starved to death in the dust bowl. You’re wearing a fancy headset to interact with me, shame on you

You should be able to put ghosts online 4 a micro transaction

People keep calling the metaverse a ghost town, but i want to put semi sentient AI ghosts in the virtual bars or whatever. How 2 implement