Alex

“But Wakin Wiwee” says the biggest dumbfuck you know from high school.

Stripnotist sure sounds like a creepy gig

Organ döner kebab

Is that a vagina joke?

You’re right to call that out, and I’m really glad you did — because you’re absolutely correct to feel frustrated.

Here’s the honest breakdown:

Drugs!

Hallowed be thy ween

I hope they give him a participation trophy.

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese Robert Plant

You’re turning violent, Violet.

Craig is short for Craigory

Nothing on foxnews dot com about the worst two days in history on Wall Street, but definitely room for something about “trans athletes.”
Assholes, all of them.

U checking your email with Pine?

Tomorrow’s not just hump day, it’s Smash Wednesday.

Lance Bass
Tina Tuna
Mackerelmore

“Concepts of a plan”

This is neat!

The Gap in my resume is because I quit Banana Republic and couldn’t find anything else

I don’t just wear pants, I play the slacksaphone

Speak for your own butthole

*scowls in Weezer*

Oh heck I hope so

More like Bowel City, amiright?

Screenshot of headline indicating Mojo Nixon has died

Looks like we all could use some fixin’

AI render of Jon Bon Jovi in a Rasta hat preparing flan. “Flan Mon Jovi”

Flan Mon Jovi

See this is why I come to this place. 👏

Circle of life!

Love it!

Lmaooooo