Florida Man

I know it's all about to end because my local 7-11 suddenly has the greatest Slurpee tap list and all of the machines work.

ChatGPT is getting really good.

Does this asshole ever shut the fuck up

And then there's this asshole.

I think Iran bought all those styrofoam drones

Hope you're doing alright man.

Absolutely drowning in nihilism.

My tax refund could buy a lot of AR-15s.

Boy is that the wrong jersey to be wearing this week.

See now that it's factually confirmed that Trump and the Secretary of War Crimes bombed an elementary school, murdering 165 precious children, in a functional country THEY WOULD BE IMPEACHED, REMOVED AND ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY.

I thought this was about an imminent threat of nukes

Like is my HOA really gonna give me shit about my lawn when we likely live within Mar-a-Lago's blast radius? Our warmongering leader stole $10 billion for his Board of Peace. Why shouldn't the rest of us just walk our next full grocery carts right out the fucking door without paying?

I don't even understand how average citizens can be expected to recycle their LaCroix cans and Amazon boxes when you consider [gestures at everything]. Our military is the world's biggest polluter and we just massacred 165 children to kick off a war nobody wants. Everything feels utterly pointless.

I remember in 2010 when people were so eager to show it to me and I was like "fuck this".

Didn't help losing George Carlin during the birth of social media and smartphones.

They all drive Teslas now.

He's never been more emboldened, wtf are you talking about.

Lovely.

Publix should just start doing a $100 cover charge. It's never less than $100 there no matter what.

The Axis of Epstein

*an environment.

WW3 essentials.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

How can gas be up when we stole all that Venezuelan oil?

Gonna kill it next time though.

Joe Scarborough looks like a character from Dilbert.

No they won't. So tired of this idealistic bullshit. People still suck off Reagan, and even Dubya's reputation is getting laundered.