Wanna know what I’m more concerned about existing? Affordable housing. Universal healthcare. Renewable energy. Jobs that aren’t dead ends, scams, and outright torture for their employees. I don’t really give a fuck about your summer home in the Holy Land.
“Do you believe in Israel’s right to exist?”
I believe in everyone’s right to exist, which is more than I can say for the State of Israel.
EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social
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1978 Sutherland had what the kids today call “rizz.”
"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.".. (quote Tony Benn).. (cartoon Dave Whamond)
The real irony is that the people who said socialism would lead to a stagnant economy, the erosion of civil liberties, and the end of democracy are literally doing all those things anyway.
And they STILL have the balls to tell us that any alternative would be the end of America.
We’re really just letting Temu Hitler conquer the world, aren’t we? All while we only offer tepid criticism, war powers acts that either go nowhere or do nothing, or endless bloviating about a “lack of strategy” that ignores the fact that this is all totally fucking illegal.
A Israeli brigade commander told Palestinians in the Jordan valley that the IDF plans to remove all Palestinians currently living in "Area C" - that's 60% of the West Bank - within a year.
IDF spokesperson was asked for comment and did not deny this.
www.ha-makom.co.il/area-c-evacu...
Talk about a substance-abusing welfare queen.
They’ll hoot and holler about a mother of 3 working 2 jobs and using food stamps to buy ground beef and potato chips and how that’s a waste of taxpayer money but think fucking nothing of the barely sober defense secretary wasting millions of crab legs and a fucking grand piano.
To be fair, he probably doesn’t actually know because his brain is just cold oatmeal at this point.
I guess the next logical step would be to call the entire Epstein scandal an antisemitic canard and all of his victims Hamas operatives. All while continuing to platform actual fascists and antisemites.
I was half right. The country turned out to be Iran, and we are indeed quibbling about the lack of strategy rather than the lack of legality and morality. Because America is nothing if not embarrassingly predictable.
Timothée Chalamet dissing ballet is kind of hilarious considering he has one of the ballet dancer-sounding names imaginable.
And also, ya know, it’s fucking illegal. Let’s stop with the whole “We won’t achieve our objectives” when our objectives are basically violating international law. And we’re achieving that quite wonderfully.
And so what? We’ve put hits out on foreign leaders like it was no big shit. This is the “rules based international order” we’ve encouraged for decades.
Your Racist Uncle: “Immigrants and minorities do nothing but collect welfare and spend it all on crab legs and furniture and toys. That’s our money!”
Pete Hegseth: “Hold my whiskey.”
Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.
"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
They’re so lazy they can’t even do their own Reichstag Fire.
Dickhead Comics: “What a bunch of over sensitive pussy snowflakes we’ve got to deal with! Fuck trans people and Muslims!”
Also Dickhead Comics: “I don’t get why we can’t all be nicer to each other.”
Ah the 90’s “collector’s item” first issues. That are 20 cents in 2026.
“I don’t get what liberals don’t get about liberation.”
Tell that to the 165 kids that we just bombed. But sure. It’s liberation.
Because the super wealthy Persians in California who’ve never lived in Iran are happy.
And of course bombing the shit out of a country worked wonders for Iraq.
How it feels to be on Threads:
Notification: Your comment got over 100…
*gets excited*
…views.
*deflates*
That’s a classic!
Here’s what you’re gonna do because it’s what you always do: YOU will vote against Mullin, as will any other establishment Dems up for reelection and desperate to court the MAGA vote. Meanwhile, you’ll negotiate some backroom deal with any Dems not up for reelection to vote to confirm Mullin.
Let’s be real here: our 2 political parties only oppose wars when they’re started by the other side.
“We don’t give a fuck about no gay ass ‘rules of engagement’. The Geneva Convention? More like the Geneva WOKEvention, amirite??? Well I’m off to do a podcast and then leak sensitive information on a WhatsApp group chat.”
To be replaced by an angry honey badger, knowing this administration.
“It’s only inflation if you like at the prices going up. If you ignore prices going up, then the inflation goes away. It’s simple economics, people! I’m a serious person!”
