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Did you do this on your phone? I think we can get this shit lower with a mouse 😈
Americans fetishize the weirdest shit about japan and europe like “walking to a grocery store” and it’s like hey youtuber, your city was probably once like this, they literally took this from you!
Always been a legs/feet/between-the-toes washer but my neck might as well not exist. I remember there’s skin behind my ears maybe twice a decade.
I got pulled over to fix a jump shear and you’d start hearing the dolphin music from my phone’s speaker in between the alt rock they blast in the metal shop almost like the opposite of a jump scare
the “borat tonite” meme but edited to say “writing about zembla tonite”
Kinbote texts
Watch it, that’s an emotionally load-bearing version of Losing My Religion in major key
“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.
What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
You’re audhd and cortisoled out and should just go on a trip to japan and that’s why your substack is tanking. Don’t think about Sharp Objects starring oscar award nominee amy adams
when the lines in your shirt make the camera hurt, that's a moiré
The post hey girly mlm landscape has created a new type of girlboss: the lean in failgirl. Failure is great, it’s self discovery, it’s never a setback because, well, your dad’s still willing to be the guarantor, right?
Yesss
Big ups to whoever’s putting Everybody Hurts on the White Plains Stop and Shop radio programme
March moodboard club remix edition
March moodboard
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
Bitch who are they holding hostage blink twice
perfect, thank you google AI - those are indeed the limits of language
as a Noma employee told the NYT the last time they reported on this abuse and violence, “Everything luxetarian is built on somebody’s back; somebody has to pay.” Exploitation is a selling point; for $1,500, people expect the fruit leather beetles to taste like owning slaves.
It's ok to simply condemn a military action as immoral without even questioning whether or not it's illegal. It can be immoral, condemnable, and unambiguously wrong without being illegal!
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
FUCK OFF MOM I'm texting my group chat. (in group chat ) Just told my mom to fuck of Loll
The "scumbag whisperer" self statement on my CV has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my CV
VR man
I never read wuthering heights and watched a 720p camrip (which probably made it look better tbh), but bitches want to be peter greenaway until it’s time to do some actual peter greenaway shit. You know who could actually be in a zed and two noughts remake? Cunty Ribbon Autist Dog Girl
