I know *why* they wear the clown shoes, but I hope against hope someone someday asks them so they have to say it out loud
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I know *why* they wear the clown shoes, but I hope against hope someone someday asks them so they have to say it out loud
In the future, when these guys are interviewed and/or laundering their reputations via hastily ghostwritten biography, I hope one brave access journalist asks why they persisted, and wore shoes that were too big anyway
It may be lost in the larger mosaic of crimes, war crimes and massive loss of lives, but The Big Shoes is a scoop worth unpacking in its own right
In the future, when these guys are interviewed and/or laundering their reputations via hastily ghostwritten biography, I hope one brave access journalist asks why they persisted, and wore shoes that were too big anyway
Vance, Rubio etc: "it could happen today (getting to wear shoes that fit me again)"
worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
Shot of the neon Hotel Chelsea sign in daytime over a clear, light blue, 70-degree March sky
Fake Spring daydrinking
This is your 17-day warning! Celebrate joy with me on Friday, March 27th at the only NYC karaoke night with a game show, Dave & Buster's twist!
Just got an email blast that Julia Hartz, Eventbrite co-founder and CEO since 2016, officially stepping down (as Bending Spoons takes over proper)
Which is to say, I’m unbelievably thrilled to say this morning I’ve signed a contract with @mitpress.bsky.social for the trade publication of my next book, an exploration of the first two decades of TTRPG Actual Play.
So many people setting fire to their hard-earned credibility to give cover to a racist misogynist with a Nazi tattoo.
shitpost accts always want other people to do their labor and when others choose not to just go "ok" 🤷♂️
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This took 2 seconds to find on a device similar to one you probably are using to read this
"Raleigh leaves his Mariners teammate hanging on handshake attempt" www.mlb.com/news/cal-ral...
My man needs to move to NYC where you can speedrun a coffee (and even fancier drinks and boba tea now) at Any Given Bodega on any block in the city, 24/7
One Liner Madness is a Thunderdome-style joke tourney in Brooklyn, now in its 10th year. Winners advance via audience vote. 64 comedians, 2 hours, 1 winner.
Wed, April 1 is the date for 2026 One Liner Madness at The Bell House. Tix on sale now - y'all should come out!
www.thebellhouseny.com/shows
Why would the NBA cancel Magic the Gathering City Night
Unfortunately this is also the theory of US economic policy
"Swan Dive" is what it feels like right now in NYC: just past 5pm immediately after clocks have sprung forward when you're jetlagged and have all the apartment windows open; fine with having cold ankles, still wavering and unsure about everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV3v...
"Swan Dive" is what it feels like right now in NYC: just past 5pm immediately after clocks have sprung forward when you're jetlagged and have all the apartment windows open; fine with having cold ankles, still wavering and unsure about everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV3v...
I always associate March's cold sunlight, snow on the ground rawness, and the tremulous heart that is Fake Spring in NYC with Ani DiFranco's LITTLE PLASTIC CASTLE album, released on Feb 17 1998 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVry...
Ryan Murphy's thematic throughline across his entire output is still not beating the allegations bsky.app/profile/tiff...
Dual use 🥵 to define both "hot" references in your post 💖
Waffles!
Think of all the fair, humane, empathetic bills he signs into law as POTUS with a baked-in "EXCEPT SPORTS" exception 🤡https://bsky.app/profile/lgbtqnation.com/post/3mgn5j7hkpo2d
Oil tankers should smile more while they're at it
I imagine said town to be Grafton, NH newrepublic.com/article/1596...
And the grammar and syntax and style guide for unscripted really hasn't evolved or changed, so they're not any less toxic than 30 yrs ago 😑
Spongebob Squarepants title card: "One Month Later..."
1 month graph snapshot of the Dow Jones Industrial Average showing a -6.64% decrease through March 9, 2026
1 month graph snapshot of the S&P 500 showing a -4.18% decrease through March 9, 2026
1 month graph snapshot of the NASDAQ showing a -4.36% decrease through March 9, 2026
Attorney General Pam Biondi one month ago:
"The Dow is over 50,000 right now. S&P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ smashing records. Americans' 401Ks and retirement savings are booming. That's what we should be talking about. We should be talking about making Americans safe."