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@plantpotonassis

Carer who likes gardens, wildflowers, guinea pigs, cats, supernatural fiction and films where Nicolas Cage finds a treasure map.

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I'm watching Shrinking on Apple and Harrison Ford has some great lines, perfectly delivered.

12.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rio by Mark Owen sounds like it should be a Sam Fender song.

12.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two evocative illustrations from The Woman In Black featuring the causeway to Eel Marsh House.

Two evocative illustrations from The Woman In Black featuring the causeway to Eel Marsh House.

Got my @nicktankard.bsky.social originals framed. Aren't they special?

12.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You lost your pop religion.

11.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blur's best song too. When they were trying to do Madchester.

11.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the Electronic one. Listen to the Massive Attack one most these days. But it's PM Dawn who most evokes the era for me.

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

A wonderful article itemising the greed and immorality of Andrew & Fergie.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No no

09.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frinds sag shes accidehtsjkyb superglhed her flngdrs toherher ahain

09.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of snowdrops. For Abigail, Brett, Charlotte, David, Emily, Emma, Gwen, Hannah, Joanna, John, Kevin, Megan, Melissa, Mhairi, Ross, Sophie and Victoria.

An image of snowdrops. For Abigail, Brett, Charlotte, David, Emily, Emma, Gwen, Hannah, Joanna, John, Kevin, Megan, Melissa, Mhairi, Ross, Sophie and Victoria.

It remains the only news that has ever staggered me physically. I was baking a cake, turned on the radio to get the 1pm headlines and a primal moan of anguish tore out of me. Still today, that's the only response. Irreconcilable horror, too big to accept.

08.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steve Bell's cartoon of a class photograph of little children violently ripped through.

Steve Bell's cartoon of a class photograph of little children violently ripped through.

It doesn't seem possible that something so evil could be done to so many little children in so gentle a setting. It is, qualitatively if not quantitatively, as bad a thing as has ever happened. The abysmal cruelty of it.

08.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This coming week it's 30 years since the Dunblane murders and, though the decades since have seen wars, genocide, multiplicitous slaughter and a hundred other school shootings, that morning still doesn't seem real.

08.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only person who should fuck off more than Tony Blair 20 years ago is Tony Blair now. Warmongering weirdo.

07.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A lugubrious chap in thick framed spectacles.

A lugubrious chap in thick framed spectacles.

France's coach, who is played by Pedro Pascal in swimming goggles, is not happy.

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scotland are absolutely tonking the French at le rugby.

07.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dilys the black and white fluffy cat gazes at me while sitting as close to my face as felinely possible.

Dilys the black and white fluffy cat gazes at me while sitting as close to my face as felinely possible.

I love my cat.

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how it evokes two Daphne deM stories at once, with Venice and birds.

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the first episode and it's solid but all the protagonists are middle aged white men with mid-length brown hair & beards, donc to be parfaitement honest je ne entirely sure pas qui est qui.

04.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a new French thriller on Apple, The Hunt, that seems to have had its release delayed by several months while the credits (and maybe the finances?) were amended to reflect that it's based on an out of print 1973 novel - Shoot, by Douglas Fairbairn. Some behind the scenes drama there?

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Saharan dust has made the whole country a bit smudgey.

04.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Midnight Mass on Netflix if you haven't already seen it. Mike Flanagan series.

04.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sea Fever (2019).

04.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Priorities.

04.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just went to order it and discovered that I pre-ordered it last August. Thanks, past me.

04.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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3 bed house for sale Wallyford | 9 EH21 | ESPC 3 bed house for sale in Wallyford. 9 Fa'side Crescent, Wallyford, Musselburgh, East Lothian, EH21 8AH. 3 bed house - semi detached with 1 reception room. Find homes for sale first with ESPC

Please enjoy the guinea pig cameo in this property listing. espc.com/property/9-f...

04.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does it have Marc Almond on the cover?

04.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if they're one of the presenters on the Mellow Magic radio station?

03.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually FEWER MisΓ©rables

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 5083 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 36

THANKYOU

03.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, you've forgotten something important.

03.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0