Bill Touspille

Me automatically when I see Malkin’s face

The Broadway Blueshirts, or should I say the Ziegfeld Follies! There’s a Perestroika Pig in goal who isn’t bringing home the bacon like he should - we need answers Quick, and I can’t Garandtee they have one. Time for the Garden Faithful to hiss Chris, if he can take the diss!

A Zibanejad & Kreider shorthanded odd man rush goal?

Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social...

An edited screenshot of Final Fantasy VII. Cloud and the party stands before a giant impaled snake creature with the textbox reading "Did DEI...do this?"

Oh yeah that’ll do it

He absolutely did not hate jumping to that conclusion

Anyway - good to know they have their bots/AI/alerts set to auto-suspend anybody threatening an elected official (I don’t deny my colorful language), but this proves that they COULD handle threats/slurs against women, LGBTQ+ and minorities, but don’t for…reasons

Not Andy Ogles immediately blaming DEI and demanding a 3rd Trump term after a fucking plane crash

And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him

Borgen: extend or trade?

“Wait that’s a rule??”

Noticed a few times the past couple of games where NYR’s had mismatched D pairs on their offside when caught on a change. Like Lindgren jumping on for the prior shift’s RHD, for example. This is weird bench behavior and it’s cost them

Today’s the day for Invincible Igor - hey he won so I’m back on the Shesty Squad! It’ll be a Russian Revolution for these two glasnost goalies. And for my money, watching our Soviet Savior top his young comrade sounds like a real #AfternoonDelight

I’m glad we’ll be back to the high level Ranger hockey we’ve come to expect once they trade Kaapo Kakko

Happy Last Full Week of Work Before the Holidays to all that celebrate

Gato

Another night another dream but always you…it’s like a vision of losing that seems to be true. The silver fox starter Jonny Quick didn’t bring it home, but it’s not like the Broadway Blueberries have the Real McCoy in Boris Backup! Maybe Rocky Rempe can run up the steps

The only thing that can save the #NYR season is a late night full squad game of truth or dare

That’s my bird, Gianni Versace

Brave man

Very raw, bit of a project

Sam - Those aren’t boos, Joe. They’re LUUUUUs, for Luigi Mangione!

Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him

Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker

It’s insane there isn’t a 3rd listening to music without headphones. Consider yourself lucky

But as for roster - either of those moves probably means Lindgren’s rights get moved, Kakko traded for a steady D…it might’ve actually worked

Drury is cautious but I think if they had the cap, they were prepared to go the “figure it out later” route with Guentzel or Stamkos. If the latter…I think he would’ve filled that leadership void

I hate that I’ve become an intangibles/leadership guy. This is what this team’s done to me

It sounds cheesy and made up but it would’ve worked out better for them to find an identity in camp, rather than now on the fly

They’re 3 years out from the end of his deal tho

Like, obv the Rangers and Sens have discussed Tkachuk to SOME degree. Or Brady’s people have pitched the idea to management that he wouldn’t mind a change

Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now?

In days of yore, the captain was the biggest #guy on the field. I say give it to Rempe! Maybe the Ka-Ching King can lead, but Iggy Piggy should do a little family planny wanny. Back in my day, players had from Labor Day till end of October to use their Halloweenies!

*public outcry + assassinations