Horrendous Squelch Sounds

Jazz hands but make it bipolar

a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open . ALT: a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

Me: *10 minute soliloquy on how fine I am*
Psych: Are you sure? You look sadder.

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Me: *cries on tram home for no reason*

Jazz hands but bipolar 😆

But you follow m- oh right.

I will fix

Is anybody else I know following the happy healthy human being vampire on instagram?

Adding "corpo ghost" to my resume.

I would rule in a Battle Royal/Hunger Games scenario because nobody finds office dead zones to eat lunch alone in better than me.

An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

IS IT EARS?

The planes are being equipped with lasers which is why Erika Kirk has been appointed to the United States airforce academy.

Janky as fuck

I got a tetanus shot in right arm and encephalitis in my left yesterday and its been fascinating to feel my arms just refusingto arm over the course of training today.

I agree, it's a slow slide. The first go around with Trump was the wet fart.

a mallard duck stretching out on his hind legs so he's big and tall like a guy with no arms.

what did you just say? what. did. you. say.

Lol at my ham mashing typos

Unless, of course, your point is that you expected better of me (innocent me!) in which case, samesies, get in line.

Genuine lol at you signalling me (innocent me!) out as the raven doomsbringer paddler

🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THIS WEBSITE?

(For realises, I am curtailing all my social media time at the moment for brain saving reasons)

People who saying we are witnessing the fall of US democracy dont get it, it already fell. Much like Brexit did not signal the fall of the great Rule Britannia empire, it was the wet fart aftermath.

Ocean map with text above reading, "shift in gulf stream could signal ocean current collapse."

Yeah at this point why not.

We’re all finding out if we got what we voted for and it’s not fun.

One day, eventually, the monstrous fuckers responsible for all of this will see The Hague. That is, if the people dont get to them first.

A fresh red rose and a can of some sparkly girly pink drink inside a gym locker.

Slavs do International Women's Day different and it took me awhile but I'm finally on board. Thank you for my rose and treat, local gym ☺️

What game is this?

The *actual* "legacy" of Kain? That's right: generational trauma.

Collage of Lynndie England in Abu Graib prison torturing a naked Iraqi man on a dog leash. The names of prominent and responsible US politicians and the soldiers convicted over Abu Graib are written below the image.

Then I walked into the next room, saw this collage and almost hyperventilated because we are here again, we are actually here again. Jesus christ we really are here again.

5 paintings by early-mid 20th century artists Le Corbusier, Braque, and Miro, on a black wall in a gallery.

I saw Le Corbusier, Braque, and Miro on the same wall today 🤩

It was such an incredible show!

Also, what a weird small beautiful world, I’m actually in your photo.