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Oxnard Mantalvo

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I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts. Mostly medical puns.

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There's a difference between real dedication and just the single-mindedness of a mental toddler

11.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were a woman, I think I'd just get a roommate and a couple of cats if that's how much I had to lower my standards.

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a nicer version of those fake navy seal boot camps where rich guys pay someone to yell and make them physically exhausted for a long weekend.

10.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Panera mixologists frantically brainstorming for how to make their charged lemonade the deadliest chain restaurant beverage again*

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the more fundamental issue is the inability to weigh the long term consequences of an immediate benefit; it's the central conceit of every Faustian bargain and why a lot of people don't read the ToS before signing their rights away.

10.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This drink will do the unthinkable and unite cardiologists and nephrologists against it.

10.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Covid never ended
Covid never ended YouTube video by Signified B Sides

Shoutout to the homie @fdsignifier.bsky.social for putting this out and pointing people to advocates!

youtu.be/v1nS_-ra8xE?...

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

What's the square stuff on the side of the bowl just poking out from the broth?

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is important to teach kids to be measured in their language because when they need to use a swear in times like this, they don't want the power of the curse diluted by familiarity.

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That "just to clarify" post they made after taking personal credit for something that was a share of a share of an amalgam of stolen art is just so goddamn gross and pathetic.

10.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like the ship Weyland-Yutani puts people on to become xenomorph food.

10.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, they do own most of the homes and that is kinda why we hate them

10.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda curious about the decision to describe it in the headline as a school "compound" like it's some kind of military installation and not just a "school".

09.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Building a new Flash I don't know where to start with this but yeah I'm making flash if flash was built in 2026. I'm making it compatible with Linux,Mac, and PC. If you'd like to support this project I've started a patreo...

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!!

bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2950 πŸ” 1585 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 83

Punxsutawney Phil woke up and punched his shadow in the kidney

09.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least with the door-to-door scammers I can put up a sign that says "no solicitors".

09.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at the very least whoever the hell this person is.

09.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bragging that you're mostly training your planned replacement is a weird flex.

09.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thread is great, but this point in particular is key. I’ll also highlight how age plays into this. In my younger years, I worked part-time at Barnes & Noble (book discounts…hooray!). One of my co-workers was a woman in her early 50s. A year and a half earlier, she had gotten laid off…

08.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're doing critical fluffiness science here today.

09.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

AI-assisted chat to text, but someone just recorded 20 seconds of riding on the red line at rush hour.

09.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is gonna be gen alpha's "on fleek"

09.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The dragonfruit one was a critical ingredient I used to make DIY Josta after it was discontinued. Haven't been able to make a close replica of it since.

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My lucky "bless this mess" underwear is not improving my mood this morning like it usually does.

09.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing we aggressively invested in green energy tech for the last 40 years because we knew how critical it was to national and global security.

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beat Elden Ring, no idea where you find these guys from the intro

08.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
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08.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 14060 πŸ” 4575 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 67

The sociopaths who determine how LLMs perform and people who should never be allowed to raise children is a single circle.

07.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of humanity's greatest achievements is building infrastructure around the principle that you should never be interrupted by anything while you poop.

07.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An early documented example of ethical punking

Robert Copping sounded cool as shit.

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0