DMCrimson

I’m going to become the guy who says it: Disney and faith do not mix!!! They don’t mix! I hope no one mixes them!!

How am I doing? Well, I keep playing covers of Carmelita on repeat while getting drunk. Im doing fine.

My decision to buy a place in walking distance of amenities against the rural/suburban-poisoned haters in my life is paying off handsomely.

Sure, you denied yourself many things as you scrimped and saved enough for a down payment on a home, but it’ll all be worth it when your father calls it a total dump. Reference #59893

Real Estate: 15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack

the saddest causalities in war are always the squirters

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

bluesky is the right place to share that I would watch a buddy cop movie with b hen from club 520 and rich evens from red letter media

You can be a billionaire so long as you are genuinely happy at all times. The second you feel any sadness, you are instantly executed. No excuses for not being happy at everyone else’s expense. If a billion dollars can’t make you happy, you failed at life and are recycled to make others happier.

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

We finally saw an MJF match you’d like lol

About as godly as an ending can get. AEW wins again.

Next headlining match on collision is going to bang

Dudes Rock

After exactly one drive by the Bears, I’m glad to have this particular Monday as a holiday.

How can a newspaper be this fucking insecure.

Nothing but right wing dog whistles I’d hear from a maga dork trying to influence me. Their complaint about big pharma is about Covid vaccines instead of every legitimate reason to hate them.

RETVRN guys but for the Pollo Cocodrilo video

Can’t believe I found these again after remembering the line “I’m spurtin here” from twenty years ago

I found the whole series at atypical.net/fun/dilbert/

These ones? There’s a series of them

Scott Adams blocked me on twitter. So it goes with my haters *exhales cigarette in a really cool way then sighs*

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Dad just texted the word “biden” in the family text message group with no context. This could go a lot of ways.

Good job, plane

Dick Cheney has passed away today, gone on to become the devil king in KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. I fondly remember giving his motorcade the middle finger in high school.

Good luck tomorrow, plane

Well how about that

the most coherent median voter

I read social media posts to yamamoto before he plays to get him angry and this did the trick for game two

I feel perfectly fine judging someone with a nazi tattoo