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@theryanbrown

If you're MAGA, eat a dick. 80-grade height AKA @dadbodtees on Egon’s hellsite

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Nice piece of hitting from Bobbers there #WBC

11.03.2026 04:13 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

can we stop trying to make Gunnar Henderson a thing now

11.03.2026 04:16 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if this ends up with Aaron Judge walking it off, I’m cheering for the Dominican Republic for the rest of the tournament

11.03.2026 04:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real captain-y showing by Judge here tonight

11.03.2026 03:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 03:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Greetings, I am afflicted with every disease. Please escort me to your enemies' water supply.

11.03.2026 03:19 👍 46 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

It’s time for a clutch pitching performance, so let’s bring in…..

….. Clayton Kershaw?

11.03.2026 03:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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When I see someone with a Cologuard box at the UPS store

11.03.2026 03:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Getting unreasonably hyped for this Cags season.

11.03.2026 03:33 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure Kobe Bryant's estate will try to offer $2.5 million to make that game go away.

11.03.2026 03:16 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m enjoying the open disgust John Smoltz is displaying while calling these final few innings

11.03.2026 03:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Italy is doing all this with Vinnie going 0-11 with 37 strikeouts. If he magically starts to hit, they’re basically unbeatable.

11.03.2026 03:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

SOURCE: Maxx Crosby failed his Ravens physical when a previously undiagnosed, even more obnoxious third “x” was found in his name. #sports

11.03.2026 02:05 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Me watching Brad Keller fuck up in the WBC

11.03.2026 02:51 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2

That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.

10.03.2026 19:00 👍 4522 🔁 928 💬 217 📌 36

Vinnie 😂

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 136 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 11

Michael Lorenzen Cy Young season loading

11.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Superman saying "NEXT STOP, GAY CITY!"

Superman saying "NEXT STOP, GAY CITY!"

opening bluesky

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

LOL suck a dick, Kobe

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, it moved, Cags

11.03.2026 02:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“It’s Gunnar Henderson time!”

- Gunnar Henderson

11.03.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Winston says hi

11.03.2026 01:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it’s early but i’m going to completely overreact to Vinnie’s awful showing so far

11.03.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maxxxxxxxx’s knee is washed and the Ravens dicked over everyone

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vinnie looks…. bad.

Just very, very bad.

11.03.2026 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

“Mark DeRosa has a lot of good infielders available.”

He also has Gunnar Henderson.

11.03.2026 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nolan Mclean

11.03.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of the Raiders signings being in limbo because they were put into the cap space the Crosby trade created is so fucking funny dude

11.03.2026 00:51 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

LMAO all raiders mess directly affects Tom Brady, eat shit Tom

11.03.2026 00:46 👍 54 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1
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Well done, Livvy

11.03.2026 00:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0