doctor eep (alt decorative gourd season)

is this a riff on his post or a real question

kind of funny to consider the likelihood that he got this injury from making that softcore porn trailer with kid rock (speculative working title: make america homosexual again). like that's genuinely amusing to think about.

[id: CIA-RDP85T00314R000300100002-7; p5; map of persian gulf and surrounding area with major port cities labeled text box reads:] The Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz The Persian Gulf is generally favorable for mine warfare. It is almost 1,000 km in length and 330 km at its widest but is relatively shallow and rarely deeper than 100 meters. Areas near Kuwaiti and Saudi Arabian ports are less than 20 meters deep and could be seeded with moored or bottom mines. The Strait of Hormuz is about 275 km long and an aver- age of 80 km wide. At its narrowest point, the waterway is only 50 km wide. Most of the Strait is more than 45 meters deep and suitable for mines moored to or resting on the bottom. Off the Omani coast, however, depths exceed 200 meters, making it difficult to use mines. With a prevailing current of about 1 knot, drifting mines could remain in the vicinity for days and, even after drifting into the Persian Gulf or Gulf of Oman, would pose a hazard.

i gave you all the clues (1984 top secret remix);
or;
the virgin warmaxxer vs the chad mine rotator

that's right

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one time i got proteinmogged and it was okay actually. sometimes you get rotated into a prime rib.

you need to be shrimpmaxxing

universe where they call him barack banana [minion-dominated]

Tbf my 3 year old does call it flapbread

total vindication

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

rumor is that they keep brian setzer in the same secret cryoprison they keep stanley mcchrystal

i'm not convinced there's a secret conspiracy inside the secret conspiracy for the simple expedient that elite groups are dynamical systems. sometimes your haters just move on you. ⅓

[senses an isn't there somebody you forgot to ask meme approaching] i guess technically it's ao3's business too

imo, that's their business!

jigsaw movie where everything is some sort of butt thing and a girl is like well i guess you're gonna have to kill me jigsaw because that's not happening.

the kids out here calling it flapbread

jigsaw movie where jigsaw is extremely burnt out and is just like here's a bunch of stuff, figure something out.

monorails [public transit]

sure so i guess
1. nothing damning has come out about prince andrew since his arrest. very known known. watery iceberg situation tbh, and
2. an elite club taking aggressive action requires more than a mere alert. it requires the willingness to consider the alert as actionable. that's meaningful.

keep reading, you'll get there!

daylight savings time

is one of them cardi b

like if i was in the secret double élite and i was worried about the secret triple élite ][bone cabal][ (get it? the brackets look like lil bones. clever!) being exposed for ][bone cabal reasons][, i would simply trip him going down the stairs. the ][bone cabal][ guys would love me then, for sure!

i think it depends

bonus 4. a lot of the time when i say 'don't overthink it' (often), i mean 'do a lot of advance thinking on it and build out a least-action model that works consistently, so that when something new happens you don't immediately overthink how it happened. this message will not be repeated at length.'

sure there's bad stuff we don't know about. and sure some of those guys are part of it. but you don't need to create all that additional structure to conspiracize. it overcomplicates élite behavior. dumb individuals collectively shirking accountability is central to élite identity politics!

a 'tip of the iceberg' bit here requires a double-secret elite shadow committee whip who's lining these votes up. and if you're willing to imagine that level of logistical sophistication, just imagine three of your most dedicated haters seme-independently arriving on 'idk, sounds reputationally bad'

i'm not convinced there's a secret conspiracy inside the secret conspiracy for the simple expedient that elite groups are dynamical systems. sometimes your haters just move on you. ⅓

this is civic virtue (non-aloof wife edition)
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technically an italian baby is called a bambinx