The Mighty Mallory

I don't play this game but that's one crazy money spread

Sober today. bad decision.

god is a full-time dom if you read the bible right

I am at the top of the food chain.

hello biskers

he's just a thirsty guy

"Step by step guide on how to elevate yourself to godhood"

driving in my car right after a beer

hey that bump is shaped like a deer

a violent beast. what a terror.

honestly, everyone should be in therapy and too many people think they don't need it

you were borrowing HIS desk, don't get it twisted

absolute banger

I'm very agreeable from the pov of people who hold all the same opinions as me

Nevermind, it was someone else who looks similar

I think I know this guy

some may call me "Insufferable"

I disagree, I CAN make them suffer.

resisting the urge to comment "nice pussy" on cute cat posts takes more effort than fighting a lion or maybe even a hippo

"Do you think god stays in heaven because he fears what he created?"

I'm not religious, but the one thing I do believe is that god fears me in particular for what I Did to him one time.

I think bsky is pronounced "bisky" does anyone disagree if so fight me

I am the strongest.