😆

That’s a fucking man

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A whole ass meal

Who else decodes you?

DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE US

Ireland seagulls give me life

I WUBYOOO

It’s sweet, being five time zones away from my boyfriend. I wake up to texts of his thoughts from last night and he wakes up to texts of mine from this morning.

Some of you need to post less about GAPE and think more about the son of God who GAVE his life for thee!

Clocked

Thats papiiiii

Nicknamed my friend’s two suitors “Fisticuffs” and “Mail Privilege.” Such whimsy.

😂

America electing Trump again is like when someone gets back with their shitty ex.

I’ve gotten back with an ex, so I know firsthand: Nothing is better, no one knows what to even say to you, you can feel yourself trying to convince anybody who will listen this was a good idea, and everything sucks.

Don’t worry, guys. My boyfriend told me my zombie eye didn’t make me ugly. 😂 He’s a prince, truly.

my son, in sun

You’re never a flop. Period.

You make it look easy baby. I’m so proud of you.

He always takes care of me. I’m forever grateful

Sometimes

MICHAEL!

I wubyoo @heymichaelking.bsky.social

To drink or not to drink is the question of the night

Sorry I haven’t responded to your texts, I’m too busy playing a 20 year old video game for the third time

😘 Thank you baby

Stayed up late only to receive an extension 😭

School from 11am to 5:55 then work from 7 to 12:30am. Fml bro. But also slay. 💅🏽

Nicki needs to shut up.

Give me the strength for today… again, SCREW MTA