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Hayley

@haymaker

A Pollyanna motherfucker. Director and Actor. ♀️ no TERFs, no SWERFs

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I took this from inside the trunk of a car

13.03.2026 01:05 👍 682 🔁 47 💬 12 📌 0

We will be taking this extended time of preparation to focus on building robust relationships with sponsors and artists, as well as sponsoring shows and sets around Chicago to help develop name recognition.

11.03.2026 17:42 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Hey all,

It's with a heavy heart that we have to announce that Bloomtown Festival is being postponed into 2027 so that we can deliver the best possible festival experience for everyone who joins us.

11.03.2026 17:42 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1
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Join Babes With Blades Theatre Company for Charity HamBingo on Sunday March 29th! All funds raised will go to support our 2026 Season.

We’ve got prizes from several neighborhood friends, including Edgewater Candles & Pizza Lobo!

Reserve your tickets link in our bio!

11.03.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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We are thrilled to once again offer this unique, FREE online workshop for 1 night only.

Join writers & designers from BWBTC's ensemble to learn how to best write violence & intimacy for the stage that is satisfying to the artists & the audience.

Reserve your slot now link in our bio! (Coming soon)

11.03.2026 20:28 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Three figures face each other in a bare room with big windows. The view out the windows is of three large bushes and a dark sky. Two figures are in the foreground with their backs turned to us. One has an Afro and the other is in two braids. They are wearing masks which are indicated by the strings tired at the back of their heads. The third figure stands opposite them in the open doorway, wearing a creepy, toothy, smiling mask, yellow overalls, two hair buns and is holding a sword.

Three figures face each other in a bare room with big windows. The view out the windows is of three large bushes and a dark sky. Two figures are in the foreground with their backs turned to us. One has an Afro and the other is in two braids. They are wearing masks which are indicated by the strings tired at the back of their heads. The third figure stands opposite them in the open doorway, wearing a creepy, toothy, smiling mask, yellow overalls, two hair buns and is holding a sword.

🚨🚨JS&P writing contest is officially open!!! 🚨🚨

Please check out our website for our new list of requirements as the format has changed. We can’t wait to see what you create! ⚔️🖤⚔️

babeswithblades.org/jsp-how-to-s...

11.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dwell I but in the suburbs of your good pleasure?

11.03.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary: Billy Dee Williams on Carl Stalling
Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary: Billy Dee Williams on Carl Stalling YouTube video by DMSTMOS

I believe that Billy Dee got this advice from @jongraywb.blacksky.app, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

11.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes yes yes this is correct.

11.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And if, dearest friends, you're wondering why I've been so quite since the start of the year: this is why. Well, this and the season auditions for @babeswithblades.bsky.social.

I'm not TRYING to give myself a stroke, I stg.

10.03.2026 16:07 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Looking in Logan Sq, Avondale, Ravenswood, Lincoln Square (but not too far west of Western), Uptown, Andersonville and Edgewater. Feel free to message me if you have any questions.

10.03.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Upper price limit is $2200. Need two bedrooms (and two actual bedrooms, not a bedroom and a large closet). Ideal place allows cats, and has a dishwasher. In unit washer/dryer is the dream, but not necessary. Needs to be over like... 900 sq feet.

10.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello dear friends in my phone:

@sky-writes.bsky.social and I need a new place in Chicago ASAP. We've been lookin for a while but haven't had any luck, and we need to be out by end of this month. Details below:

10.03.2026 16:02 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
a mouse in a robe and slippers yawning, with text that reads “good morning” also a mug that says #1 MILF” which stands for mouse I’d like to

a mouse in a robe and slippers yawning, with text that reads “good morning” also a mug that says #1 MILF” which stands for mouse I’d like to

10.03.2026 13:05 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

We got a really nice betta machine that we're trying to sell but people want to know if it works. And I don't think we have anything right now to test on it.

09.03.2026 03:33 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Agnus Varda's Keep Your Hands of Eizouken

08.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.03.2026 13:10 👍 4849 🔁 1262 💬 28 📌 3

Okay I thought I was crazy when I went over to generic. Thank you for saying that because I swear the name brand worked way better

08.03.2026 16:30 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a summary of season 3 episode 14 of deep space Nine. February 6th 1995." While pursuing a Marquis fugitive, Kira becomes trapped in an ever-growing. Crystal, and Odo admits the depth of his feelings for her"

A screenshot of a summary of season 3 episode 14 of deep space Nine. February 6th 1995." While pursuing a Marquis fugitive, Kira becomes trapped in an ever-growing. Crystal, and Odo admits the depth of his feelings for her"

S3, ep14. Yeah I guess technically that's what half the episode's about, but the most important plotline is Nog wanting to join Starfleet. 😭
He is so precious.

08.03.2026 15:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway, sorry about your boyfriend, Kira.

08.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jack Chick's Jerkcity.

08.03.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
McGruff's Smart Kids Album   Track 3   Marijuana
McGruff's Smart Kids Album Track 3 Marijuana YouTube video by David Bawden
08.03.2026 09:55 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Please tell me to go to sleep

08.03.2026 09:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sam Peckinpah's Polar Bear Cafe.

08.03.2026 09:49 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2

A switch 2 costs $449.

For that same cost you can get an absolute *ton* of giant millipedes. Why on earth would you choose video games over chunky millipede friends, in this economy.

07.03.2026 09:53 👍 158 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 4

John Cassavetes' One Punch Man.

08.03.2026 09:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay but this actually makes sense to me.

08.03.2026 09:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Update: broke my hand two songs in punching some jagoff on a Rascal. Also they played "Listen To The Band" and "Goin' Down"

08.03.2026 08:43 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Back on my DS9 bullshit

08.03.2026 02:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Kai Winn has 100 haters, I'm one of them. If she has one hater, it's me. If she has 0 haters, it means I'm dead.

08.03.2026 02:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1