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Living in the desert I don’t touch grass, I touch rocks and thorns 🙂‍↕️🌵

They real hairy?

I feel like I know exactly who you’re talking about ☠️

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Using the ab roller like my life depends on it (it does, I’m single and need pool invites this summer)

I’ll never show hog or hole on the internet but I’m always good for a tease

The vibes lately after going on 4 first dates in two weeks and ended up paying for all of them

God shining his light on his favorite silly little guy walking to get coffee

After a month of healing a shoulder injury we’re back to the twink death fitness journey 💪🏻

Some film shots from recent solo hikes 📷🌵⛄️

A perfect response 🥹🤌🏻👏🏻

*spongebob voice*
I am a man 🙂‍↕️

Cosplaying as an active person until one day it’s not a cosplay anymore

Can’t stop going outside and walking long distances 🌵

❄️Played hookie and drove up north for the afternoon

I love the desert biome bc everything wants to kill you and that’s really inspiring to me 🌵🏜️🦂🐍

Kusama nod and nobody knows cause I work from home

Was told my 70’s yellow mock neck gives minions and now I can’t unsee it. Banana 🙂‍↕️🍌

Art edition 🖼️📸

Just me and my muffin at the summit ✌🏻😙

Me finding out everyone is having sex with each other

I fudged the tarragon steak sauce so the meat was naked

The work from home fit, the breakfast (I already had my holy trinity beverages: ginger shot/green smoothie/coffee)

Leftover steak sandwich with sauerkraut/avocado and bunch of fixings and a simple bone broth 🍄‍🟫🥕

When I said blow me I meant to smithereens 😔

I also have strong unwarranted feelings on this topic. Idgaf what the creator of it said he’s WRONG. The G in .gif stands for Graphics. Hard G. Jiff is a peanut butter 😜🙂‍↕️

Made a dinner so good I had to take a pic with it, and an exciting new vintage find.

Solo hike in the AM // Pizza and stuffed peppers togo order in the PM

This week’s diet is vegetables and bone broth after the insane amounts of cheese and Christmas cookies I was eating in a family visit blackout

It used to be very hard for me to speak up for myself but over the years the pendulum has swung and now I’m giving an old lady the business for talking sideways to the butcher man at the grocery store.