Brock

Thank you for the new food craving 🤤

This looks DIVINE - what is it!?

Someone looking at a gravestone says "I miss you dad. I wish I got more time with you." The ground around the grave begins to shift. "Oh my god" says the speaker. A hand emerges from the dirt. A thin, bald man with a long protuberance of a nose, soaking wet, pulls himself from the dirt proclaiming "why yes, it is I, Wet Nude Steve. You've caught me while I've been out tunneling around, experiencing worm pleasures. One of my naughtiest indulgences. Perhaps you would like to explore with me?"

I Miss You Dad

Please stop. It's never over.

The history of queer liberation has always been one of steps forward & back. In my current home state, OR, job discrimination bans went back and forth for over a decade. Big pushes to ban gay marriage came before our watershed moments.

It's only over if we give up.

Learning to listen to your body after years (decades) of intentionally ignoring it is huge! And sometimes it feels like a step back because we aren’t the invincible beings we thought we were.

But it’s so valuable. Congratulations!! 💜💜

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Happy #mar10!
Time to perform the celebratory mustelid dance 🦡

Art by @/takaalive.bsky.social

#mar10day #badger #furryart

I did not know this was a thing, thank you! I have a new deep dive to learn about.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Narcis Fernández #1986 rb.gy/vqm9is

Darkness Lord @sabatonfan69 My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the fall of Rome" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us 5:07 PM • 3/8/23

redraw of a meme

reparenting

Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: “hm the reverse polarized quarks futures market has inverted”

Quote post: “Why do you long for the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light!”

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

Painting of a badger wizard in a green robe and wizard hat reading a book while leaning against the side of a house and precariously holding a cup of tea.

Commission for Tredain!

TAPPER: You know that if you vote against an additional $50 billion of funding for operations in Iran, that vote will be cast as you voting against the troops.

CHRIS MURPHY: Come on. The American people do not want this war. If you support the troops, you should be voting against this war.

A wojack meme of a guy standing in the corner of a room holding a drink and wearing a party cone hat with his two cats standing around the room amongst their cat toys looking blissfully unaware of the human construct of time. The caption reads: they don’t know it’s daylight saving time.

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Best way to water the plants 🤩

"I spoke to a former schoolteacher, who started his own business. He says he can no longer compete with these Mexican imports despite providing a higher quality product. I'm fighting for small businessmen like Walter White."

Tina Fey, unwitting Nostradamus:

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck.

ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m.

ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

What an evening lays before us 🤩

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: nitewrighter Mar 26 me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

A brown bear art doll being held up by a hand against a cream wall. He looks tired, and has one forepaw extended as if to say 'bro, I was sleeping??'

Wall shots of con-stock that have a particular 'put me down, I was SLEEPING' energy...
#art #artdoll #furryart #CANartist #bear