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Who tried to stop you?
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Who tried to stop you?
Canadian gets mad, shoots up US Consulate.
It wasn't me!
www.cp24.com/local/toront...
Tell head office it's your policy not to buy from anyone shameful enough to hide their prices.
I know those piercing little barks anywhere!!!
Ha ha
They got you fighting a culture war so that you don't start a class war.
What do you call a vehicle with 4 wheels and a flatbed that hops off the ground about every 20 seconds???
A hiccup truck!
The bells of flatulence are sometimes described as a far off gong.
While others refer to it as a far ting noise!
If one door must close before another opens, you're either in prison or a very bad cabinet maker!
My friend is in the Army and his unit wanted to know when they were being deployed.
I guess they wouldn't tell them, because all they kept saying was March 1st.
My friend called me screaming that an evil wizard had turned him into a harp and he didn't know what to do.
So I rushed over to his place, only to find out he's really just a big lyre!
Palindromes cause me a lot of anxiety and Xanax isn't making things any better.
If your pet Crow doesn't wake you up in the morning, there's no caws for alarm!
My wife called me all worried, thinking I had cut myself badly.
Which is weird, because she is the one that asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
I accidentally glued my thumb and index finger together and started to panic.
But then I looked down and realized that everything was going to be OK!
The surgeon said "Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic!"
I replied: "but my name isn't David!"
"I know" he said. "I'm David!"
I ate the onion! :)
This is definitely ONE of the reasons we're not going back.
If they went through my social media I'd be going to the Gulag!!!
www.thetravel.com/us-customs-a...
Only 2 years and 9 months to go! Ugh
Just ugh. There's always a tweet. So sick of that lying pedo asshole.
He has no clue. Bombing little girls and 7 dead Americans is no small price.
We can hope.
Everybody not wearing a red hat.
Ha ha ha
Ok, had a good chuckle.
Buffoon
Killer 🤡 show.
Between COVID and cancellation of USAID, his wars, he's putting up some pretty good death numbers.
How they're allowed to be the mouthpiece of the Republican party is beyond me.
All the texts that came out leading up to and including Jan 6th should've ended them.
Instead they all got jobs in the trump administration they helped elect.
If magats could understand irony, this would provide them a great example.
They still can't even call it a "war."
The rationale for which has changed every damned day.
Anger is right. Especially when it's likely all a diversion from the Epstein files. Grrr!
