I just posted a pile of No Pizza On Luna pages to Comradery and Patreon. They're all in the queue so they'll be showing up over the coming month but you can read them all right now if you're willing to throw some money my way. <3
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Still from the movie Forbidden Planet, showing the gigantic Krell wish machine.
March 2036: Amazon unveils AI-run design and manufacturing facility that produces items in response to search results.
May 2036: Program cancelled after Amazon finds there is no real market for the 20,000 tubs of Turkey Halvah and 6,000 Inflatable Sex Hyenas sitting in their warehouse.
this is the sort of content that makes bsky still worth waking up to <3
There's a reason I call Bombay Sapphire my "editorial fluid."
Thank you, @buzzfeed.com. Moose-related ultimatums retracted.
LGBT people live in the south and deserve to enjoy things too you fucking cowards
Yeah, that's exactly where we cribbed it from! I wanna say it was either Lyle or Todd's flowchart?
(And that's a good question... 🤔)
(oh, and for you Young Parsons, this is the original Laurie Anderson reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YKc...)
What I particularly like about V/V's Sick Love is how difficult it can be to tell if you've accidentally left two copies of it running at once, slightly out of synch. 😁
![V/Vm - sick Love [FULL ALBUM]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4zjdoyhzhbwpksfpedmp7mzr/bafkreiadzkvn5aaykqexc2o2ojena57s2cbsrzliz4dk2dch7pqbhbsyqi)
[Vocoded Laurie Anderson Voice:]
HELLO FURRIES... AND ASSORTED HUMANS!
IT'S THAT TIME... AGAIN...
THE DIFFICULT... LISTENING... HOUR!
POST YOUR MOST... UNLISTENABLE... AND IMPENETRABLE ALBUM
OOH... LA...
OOH... LA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXdW...
Cripes, how big were those index cards?!?
Let me guess... you bought the 3' x 5' ones by mistake. Happens to me all the time.
The "conservatives only" says more than I ever could.
However, it's also not capable of tearing OP apart with claws and fangs, so I do feel like I still have a valid role here.
#TigerphobiaIsRational
#BecauseMAGAsAreFood
Could you repeat the question?
screenshot of Lisa Simpson scowling at her square pancakes, from Treehouse of Horror VII CAPTION: "THOSE TRANS RIGHTS HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOP FOREVER >_< "
(Well, okay, that and W _ F F L _ S. Nobody can compete with those, nor should we be expected to.)
If I had one piece of advice for you, it would be to skim the replies to this thread and note which ones have the most likes.
HINT:
T R _ N S
R _ G H T S
screenshot of Lisa Simpson scowling at her square pancakes, from Treehouse of Horror VII CAPTION: "THOSE TRANS RIGHTS HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOP FOREVER >_< "
(Well, okay, that and W _ F F L _ S. Nobody can compete with those, nor should we be expected to.)
If I had one piece of advice for you, it would be to skim the replies to this thread and note which ones have the most likes.
HINT:
T R _ N S
R _ G H T S
I'll make a deal with y'all alt-text scolds:
I will offer redoubled efforts to caption every single picture I post, even if it means laborious transcription...
...if we can normalize explaining jokes and cultural references in the alt text as well. Frankly, I put some of my best material there.
Yup! (See alt text, this is his... abominable... character from The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Excellent but grueling film.)
It ain't wrong, pardner. 🍻
Doc Holliday from the film Tombstone
Let me know if any of these faces ring a bell.
Colin Farrell as the alcoholic surgeon in The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Or this guy?
Burgess Meredith as a withered, unkempt old man with a monocle, examining a syringe and a card. (From Night Gallery S1E2, "The Little Black Bag")
Uh... was this your doctor by any chance?
I think @urnash.com has longed to dress up for and attend a Seventyfur party since she I met her at, like, age 30. I think she's already started preparing her audition to be the next Polly Lou Livingston. :>
Our timer for making sure we can reconstruct our social networks elsewhere starts now.
Wow. You have *excellently* tuned skills for surviving on Drinkin' Island. (which is just the Smutty Furry TF Bait echo of New Orleans that Valis and Pushy Garnet inhabit)
Post-layoff slack has been nice and all, but I CAN NOT WAIT to go back to that lifestyle. I miss CORRECTING people. :>
Hell, if you can get Kin decanted from whatever space prison she's blooping around in, she'd probably be delighted to serve as your granita mixer... 💋
"Mx. Arial, I represent Attorney Cassandra Sazerac of Drinkin' Island, and you have just been served your subpoena. You are herewith under lawsuit for breach of implied verbal magickal binding. Please concentrate on the telepath's name listed below if you have any questions. Good day."
...
*runs*
