✿ sarah ✿

A hockey team in Florida seems Wrong I’m sorry

Screenshot of a notification reading “🚨 new dangerous asteroid discov… will 2024 yr4 hit earth in 2032?”

We can only hope

Screenshot from the Ōura ring app. Text reads, “Symptom Radar: Major signs. Your biometrics show major signs of something straining your body. Take extra care today and rest if you’re feeling low on energy.”

Obsessed with my Oura ring informing me that I am indeed sick when I’ve been horizontal for the last two days

Ok fitness king!!!

Screenshot of the Libby app showing that 10 people are waiting for the book I have not yet started

My extremely toxic trait is that when I have a popular book finally on hold on Libby I take forever to get started on it. Like I just keep watching this number go up

Rocco, my black lab/pit mix, tries and fails to resist the temptation to try and chase three young turkeys even though he is on a leash.

Two turkeys march menacingly toward my car outside of Matt’s Bar in Minneapolis. I have a lot of questions.

Rocco, my black lab/pit mix, gazes up at turkeys perched atop a chain link fence. Neither of us knew turkeys could do that and we were both baffled.

Rocco, my black lab/pit mix, stares at a group of 8-10 turkeys in the distance. These turkeys were darting in and out of traffic and causing utter mayhem for the poor people of Edina.

I (and my dog) have become kind of obsessed with the urban turkeys this year?? Thank you for writing this — I feel seen. 😂

I wish that indicted wasn’t spelled like that

a woman wearing a black top and a grey scarf around her neck . ALT: a woman wearing a black top and a grey scarf around her neck .

I’m finally getting around to watching Big Little Lies (I’m annoying and wanted to read the book first) and the vibe so far is very Meredith Marks finding out about the real identity of Reality Von Tease

I genuinely don’t think I can see it in theaters for this reason 💀

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys

Every day I get closer to cyber bullying a TikTok Swiftie posting a stupid theory about reputation tv

Rocco, my black lab/pit mix, touches noses through a chain link fence with two huskies

Rocco and I have been saying hello to these huskies and their humans almost every day since I moved in 3+ years ago and I still don’t know any of their names

Sarah (me) smiling softly, holding up a peace sign and wearing a black shirt with a Minnesota Timberwolves logo on it.

If you haven’t seen me in a while (or ever??), you should know that I got bangs recently and I feel like I’ve reached my final form

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

Wall art depicting Target Field with a large Twins logo in the middle. The art is a bizarrely inaccurate depiction of the ballpark with buildings from the skyline scaled too large, weird biblical sun rays, and a portion of the concourse moved to the left field skyline for some reason

Can’t stop thinking about this cursed Target Field wall art I saw at the thrift store

Things have been shit recently but today I went thrifting and found multiple books on my to-be-read list and I will be riding this high for weeks

i just realized i definitely did this and i am so sorry 😭💀

Black and white screenshot from a home security camera video. The image shows Izzie, a black and white cat, noticing the camera for the first time and putting her face right up to the screen.

Is dis thing on?