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Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.

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If you are hungry, why not ask your maid to make you a snack?

10.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Years ago I asked @cheeseford.bsky.social if he knew of anyone doing a bit where they do both sides of a double act and he didn't, but now, thanks to the Marx Brothers Council podcast, I have one: Al Shean appeared as both himself AND his partner the late Ed Gallagher in www.imdb.com/title/tt0022...

10.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Martin gave Ukbea 1 star. Check out the full review... Seems to be yet another company that has been setup to claim that your company has won an award ...

My company has been nominated for a prestigious business award!

*seconds later* We regret to inform you that the business award is a scam.

uk.trustpilot.com/reviews/68b7...

10.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget all the personal details injected at random, he smilingly remarked, raising a steaming mug of coffee to his pleasantly-wrinkled visage.

09.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on there, I am sure non-whites will be welcome to exist as slaves. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

09.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would guess Musk believes that South Africa was empty before white settlers arrived and that the black population was imported as (ahem) "servants".

09.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day to everyone, but especially trans women.

08.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why they never had enough to mount their musical adaptation of Atlas Shrugged.

07.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a rewrite of history in which Brian Rix, instead of being locked in a wardrobe without his trousers, swings in through the window on a rope and thwarts Jack the Ripper just as he is about to do away with a fair maiden.

07.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it wasn't his fault that a criminal insurrectionist was not only left unprosecuted but allowed to run for president? Good ol' Joe.

06.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iranian cinema continues to prove that budget means very little when it comes to quality. All the more heartbreaking in these times. Anyway, this is great and it's on Iplayer and you should watch it. www.imdb.com/title/tt9817...

06.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Terry yells "the boss is coming!" at climax.

06.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

06.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Candidates for Iranian leadership await Trump's verdict.

05.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The film I have seen more times than any other, as it was my daughter's favourite when she was small. I am so glad it was this and not Battlefield Earth or something.

05.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#WorldBookDay

05.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alasdair Gray, eh?

05.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never mind all those AI-generated images of cosy English villages, I want THIS on a jigsaw.

05.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
jim dale

All this talk of Jim Dale leads me to check out his website. 25 years ago, all websites looked like this.

jim-dale.com

05.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She'd probably do better getting a song onto an ep of Stranger Things.

05.03.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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T. Rex - The Studio Albums (1970 - 1977) Explore songs, recommendations, and other album details for The Studio Albums (1970 - 1977) by T. Rex. Compare different versions and buy them all on Discogs.

Tell you what, this is fucking great. 8 CDs with all the albums plus singles. Bolan's hit rate was astonishing. His thing may be a bit limited but by god he was good at it.

www.discogs.com/master/41207...

05.03.2026 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Various - Copulatin' Blues Volume One View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1976 Vinyl release of "Copulatin' Blues Volume One" on Discogs.

Absolutely priceless. www.discogs.com/release/8146...

05.03.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Collected in a terrific compilation called Copulating Blues. When I bought my copy I asked for it at the desk and the assistant turned to the back and shouted "another one of the copulators!"

05.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willy and boobs sound great!

03.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lee Perry - Roast Duck [Jamaica, Ska] (1965)
Lee Perry - Roast Duck [Jamaica, Ska] (1965)

Lee Perry - Roast Duck [Jamaica, Ska] (1965)
https://redd.it/6isuf9
https://youtu.be/jXrExkpxH60

03.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you don't deal with Zombie Winston Churchill, Zombie Winston Churchill deals with you (and no amount of makeup can hide the evidence).

03.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to peak through your fingers to watch it.

03.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't his biggest gripe with Ayn Rand that she was an atheist? (Occasional Nat Review contributor E. Merrill Root got over that hurdle by deciding she was a Christian even if she said she wasn't).

03.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He just innocently fell into a bucket of tattoos, then wandered into a Nazi podcast while looking for his car keys.

02.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"During January, 1918, Houdini, [...] caused an elephant to vanish instantly. Houdini himself does not make it vanish. What does? The vast army of invisibles over which Houdini has control."

Subjective Concepts of Humans, Donnelly, 1922.

02.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0