Rafi Torres 🇵🇷

Conservatives absolutely LOSING IT over Mamdani. Hadn’t seen this many dicks get bent out of shape since skinny jeans were in

Shower thoughts, idea for a movie:
HELLicopter: The Killa Choppa

Is there a name for the thing where even the dumbest ideologies sound reasonable if you only read the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article?

hey it’s a podcast to discuss the formation of the committee that will explore recommendations that they will then make to congressional committees on how to make government more efficient, maybe

This is awesome!

I wonder if he’s made them play “Boar on the Floor” yet

yeah just fuck through it

IB46 😭

Screencapture of a Tweet from Rundown AI promoting their new Moonwalkers AI shoe. Which is basically just roller skates and looks a lot like Heelys.

I'm serious when I say that STEM without the Arts, Social Sciences, and Humanities will produce more "innovative" tech bros who giddily reinvent rent, roommates, taxes, and...roller skates. With complete, straight-faced, sincerity. This is a problem. And I have a list (So, a thread )

News story with the headline "Ghislaine Maxwell dubbed 'prison Karen' after filing 400 complaints about life in jail" and subtitle "Human trafficker and former socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has made over 400 complaints about the state of life in prison, an insider in in FCI Tallahassee has said"

I was on the fence about this Ghislaine Maxwell lady but this was a bridge too far for me

oh you’re an Elon fan? name 3 outages

without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

Papa John called it: the day of reckoning would come

I see 600 tweets in a single work zoom meeting

wonder how advertisers (including Apple) will react to today’s thing

🙌

Elon Musk ukelele apology

Bluesky devs scrambling to set up a second server rn

noooo repressed memory brought back!

Gnocchi the cat just hanging out

Gnocchi the cat standing in my shoulder

We adopted a cat! This is Gnocchi, she's around a month old. A friend of ours found her on the street when she was newborn, her mom missing. Now she will rule this house with an iron paw 🥹

So they're ruling against LGBTQ rights, striking down student loan forgiveness, ending affirmative action, reversing abortion rights, getting cozy with their rich pals...

then the agent asks "what's the name of the act?" "The Aristocrats!"

air quality so toxic it's taking a selfie in its pickup truck with wraparound sunglasses

Killer breakfast for Thursday 📽️

I think there’s enough demand for two competing flan websites tbh

Jai Alai also if you’ve ever seen that

Air quality so toxic that it just joined Twitter.

Valid. But wait, wouldn’t a fighter do something like boxing or wrestling?

nothin' but a good time