The caucacity…
14.03.2026 01:31
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The caucacity…
The twisted war criminal from the Franco-American war!?
I can’t help but think about how my life could have been different if I had ever watched the movie Sliding Doors
I thought it meant it was harder to find pants that fit?
How are you supposed to do this every week if you already blew your load?
e36 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on paramore's "MISERY BUSINESS," a song about (among other things) how being in a rock band is cool and fun and easy open.spotify.com/episode/7yed...
Hold on hold on hold on… Oil makes gas for cars AND jet fuel!? I mean, who the hell knew that?
dorkforest.com this week‘s episode is with Maria Bamford we talk about the artist’s way and it is awesome. her camera went out for this heartbeat im using as a clip anyway. jackiekashian.com youtube for the video
Sexy vampire? No one will buy that!
Hey, free tip for the car manufacturers out there: Why the fuck have none of you figured out that you should make the passenger seat level until someone sits on it? That way our drink holders don’t spill all over the place & our pizzas don’t slide to one side.
To certain people, (capital “A”) Art has to be a serious, difficult business, or else the normies will figure out they’re paying for people to just fuck around & have fun
I got to be a guest on this very fun podcast where @laurasams.bsky.social and her brother Rob teach kids about animals, play songs, and just generally have a pleasant time. I really enjoyed it, and I talked about a really rare animal I saw one time.
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“I don’t have time.”
That’s what we’re hoping 🤞
Women's Day Sale event graphic - on Steam March 6-15th. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off, reduced from $19.99 to $15.99.
Starting today, Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off during the Women's Day Steam event.
This is the first time ever the game is on sale! A great chance to get your copy or grab one for a friend.
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You know what’s cooler than ranch? Cool Ranch.
You know what’s cooler than cool ranch? Cooler Ranch!
@liveon4legspodcast.bsky.social Stone hat!!
Once again, I'd like to remind people that this is what Josh Barro is raging about: 14-year-old kids playing sports with their friends. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9M...
Maybe Covid permanently fried that part of our taste?
Being a parent makes hypocrites of us all
Don’t forget, Twin Peaks & X-Files were cop shows, too. It’s just the modern day story contrivance to set up the hero for a story. We’re growing beyond that, as a culture, but still haven’t honed in on what the new shorthand for that is going to be
Just like Wolverine, Jackie is the best there is at what she does.
And what she does is funny!
e35 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on the darkness' "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE," a somber, profound exploration of the human condition open.spotify.com/episode/2OfU...
All you have to do to defeat him is put him in a freezer
The correct answer for when someone asks you “What is a woman?” is to say: “If you can name a vegetable & I’ll tell you.”
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The mobile app does a pretty good job teaching you how to play and showing you the different play styles each color specializes in
She sure didn’t throw away her shot!
::booed off stage & taken straight to the gallows::
That’s The Road To Wellville, not to be confused with Exit To Eden, not to be confused with East Of Eden
It may be Big, but it sure ain’t Deluxe
My Latest is a Testament to the Enduring Power of Friendship.
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