The lack of logic or critical thinking is astonishing

Amazon Bringing Its Zoox Robotaxi Testing to 2 New Cities The company will launch its 'retrofitted SUVs' (not the toaster-like vans) in Phoenix and Dallas, initially focusing on manual mapping.

www.pcmag.com/news/amazon-... Tesla falls guy and further behind in the FSD race. Tesla isn’t even in the race $tsla $tslaq

Tesla 'Full Self-Driving' drives through railroad crossing barriers in viral video A viral video shows a Tesla Model 3 on 'Full Self-Driving' driving straight through railroad crossing barriers in LA — as NHTSA's data deadline hits today.

electrek.co/2026/03/09/t... $tska $tslaq

Tesla registrations in Denmark fall 18% year-on-year in February (In alert and first ​paragraph, ‌corrects sourcing to ‌say .. ​bilstatistik.dk ..not.. ⁠Mobility Denmark) COPENHAGEN, ⁠March 2 (Reuters) - Registrations of new ​Tesla ⁠cars ⁠in ​Denmark fell ​18% in F...

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Oil is going to $130

Tesla Sales In Freefall—Here's What Prediction Markets Say About The Company's Robotaxi Lifeline Tesla Inc (NASDAQ:TSLA) has posted its 13th consecutive month of declining sales in Europe while rival BYD Company (OTC:BYDDY) more than doubled its market share. Tesla’s European Collapse Tesla’s new...

finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-s... while Musk is lying about robots and other non salable products Tesla is dying $tsla $tslaq

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

www.statesman.com/business/art... Austin shooting suspect was Tesla employee who assaulted co-worker, lawsuit says Musk should have started with his own company rather than Trump’s and Noemi’s deportation programs to keep America safe $tsla $tslaq

Tree falls and hits two Teslas on Highway 101 in South Bay One of the drivers was taken to an area hospital with minor injuries, the CHP said.

www.mercurynews.com/2026/03/05/t... Trees have had enough of Teslas hitting them. Trees are now hitting back! $tsla $tslaq

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No worries, Tesla Fealty Cult Members, because His Nibs probably insures Tesla Brand Destruction with Tesla Insurance.

Now go back to ignoring reality, sons and daughters of Elon, and prepare to be rapturous bagholders.

Muskus Pax Vobiscum!

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Tesla UK car sales drop 37% as Chinese competition heightens, SMMT data shows March 5 (Reuters) - Tesla's UK sales dropped 37% in February from a year earlier, data from the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) showed ​on Thursday, as the automaker stayed under ‌pr...

kelo.com/2026/03/05/t... whoops 😬 $ysla $tslaq

“It’s unclear what caused the vehicles to catch fire.” - what a silly statement. Being a poorly constructed shitbox sold by a con man it is what caused them to catch fire obviously.

Tesla registrations in Denmark fall 18% year-on-year in February Registrations of new Tesla cars in Denmark fell 18% in February from a year earlier, to 419 vehicles, data from bilstatistik.dk showed on Monday.

Tesla registrations in Denmark fall 18% year-on-year in February - www.reuters.com/sustainabili... Is 18% a lot? $tsla $tslaq

Tesla Owners Furious After FSD Transfer Rules Change Again | Carscoops Tesla is offering full refunds, including for the $250 order fee for those who'll decide to cancel their orders after the policy change

www.carscoops.com/2026/03/tesl... Musk wining friends and influencing people lol $tsla $tslaq

Brits continue to turn their backs on Tesla as UK sales plummet Tesla's UK sales plummeted in February as Brits continue to turn their back on Elon Musk's electric car company.

www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/tesla-u... A shame NoT $tsla $tslaq

Elon Musk dodged cameras ahead of courthouse testimony. Snubbed photogs blamed a 'decoy' Tesla. Elon Musk rushed into the courthouse while photographers were distracted by a Tesla being surrounded by security, the photogs told Business Insider.

www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-de... Musk camera shy? $tsla $tslaq

2 Tesla Cybertrucks catch fire in Santa Monica Firefighters battled a blaze in Santa Monica after two Tesla Cybertrucks caught fire inside a parking garage on Wednesday.

www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/2... Teslas never catch fire except all the time $tsla $tslaq

Devastating details of Colorado QB Dominiq Ponder’s deadly Tesla crash revealed in new audio “Driver unconscious, not breathing,” one first-responder tells dispatchers about 3:10 a.m.

nypost.com/2026/03/02/s... Another Tesla fire death $tska $tslaq

Colorado QB Dominiq Ponder Dead at 23 in Tragic Car Crash Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Dominiq Ponder was killed Sunday morning in a car accident. He was 23 years old.

www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/... Colorado QB Dominiq Ponder Dead at 23 in Tragic Car Crash Another Tesla Fire 🔥 death. This death sadly will garner attention due to star athlete status $tsla $tslaq

Metazombies in Zpace | Pilot YouTube video by Metazombies In Zpace

In May 2021, a creepto whale asked me to write an animated cartoon script based on his cryptopunk NFTs, one being a zombie worth $$$. He wanted to produce the pilot episode but was creepy af so I said no. It took me 4 years to self-produce but I did it! Please check it out 🙏 youtu.be/ZkaFdrf71HI?...

Tesla Robotaxis Aren’t Hitting California Streets Any Time Soon, Says Data Despite Musk's optimistic claims, data shows Tesla has completed zero of the 50,000 hours reportedly needed for its driverless robotaxi roll-out on California roads.

www.pcmag.com/news/tesla-r... Bryant Walker Smith, a law professor at University of South Carolina , told Reuters that Tesla is implying that “they are ready and regulators are not,” but the reality is that “regulators are ready, and they are not.” $tsla $tslaq

Tesla touts California robotaxis but does nothing to get permits For more than a year, Elon Musk has repeatedly said Tesla is months away from launching a driverless robotaxi service in California – once state regulators give their blessing.

Tesla touts California robotaxis but does nothing to get permits - www.reuters.com/business/aut... Tesla has no self driving product $tsla $tslaq

An ‘Almighty Explosion’ - Parked Tesla Bursts Into Flames After Owner Hears a 'Weird Hissing Noise' 'It was my dream car, really, and it just went up in smoke.'

www.motorbiscuit.com/parked-tesla... Teslas are not even good for toasting marshmallows. $tsla $tslaq

That seems like the only good reason anyone could have to buy a tesla would be as like a future lawsuit investment, just buy one send it self driving on a difficult route then uh oh what a surprise it crashed now gimme a small donation of a million dollars

C’mon folks, we can still do better…

lol 😂 good plan unless you die in the crash 💥 $tsla

Tesla Faces $1 Million Cybertruck Lawsuit in Texas Over Autopilot Crash A new lawsuit in Texas is adding to mounting legal pressure on Tesla, involving the Cybertruck's driver-assistance technology. Filed by the owner who is

guessingheadlights.com/tesla-faces-... Tesla Faces $1 Million Cybertruck Lawsuit in Texas Over Autopilot Crash 1 million is too low. Everyone of these Autopilot suits against Tesla are a slam dunk given that California DMV charged Tesla with false advertising Autopilot $tsla $tslaq

Tesla Faces $1 Million Cybertruck Lawsuit in Texas Over Autopilot Crash A new lawsuit in Texas is adding to mounting legal pressure on Tesla, involving the Cybertruck's driver-assistance technology. Filed by the owner who is

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This makes Tesla winning accident lawsuits as a result of “Autopilot” very unlikely $tsla $tslaq

#Tesla is suing the California DMV to try to shed the label of “false advertiser.”

The California DMV previously ruled that Elon #Musk automaker #falsely #promoted its cars’ #autopilot self-driving capabilities.

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