MΓΌller Cornered
MΓΌller Cornered
Half way to dropping my daughter at school a friend text her to say they werenβt actually allowed to dress up for world book day today.
Rushed her home to change & when I dropped her off all the other kids were in uniform apart from one poor fucker in full Oompa Loompa get up - orange face and all
I'd like to thank everyone who has been kind enough to subscribe to my new channel.
It's early days, and my production values currently leave a lot to be desired. But my bad videos are still garnering more views than no videos at all, and it's a pleasure to find an audience for what I do.
Gut punch if true - Red Dwarf has been the comfort blanket of my life.
Better dead than smeg I suppose.
Paired with @danlockton.com next month, In Splendid Isolation, a debut story by RL Doughty.
He was her favourite and she paid Β£12 million to make this all go away. Parasites.
Slop Machine
#comicsky #webcomics
That should calm things down
Ex-Tory Home Secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK
THAT ORANGE BASTARD This guy smells AWFUL. Like BAD FOOD. Like ROTTEN MEAT. Like a CORPSE left in a GARBAGE DUMPSTER in the MIDDLE of SUMMER, he STINKS.
Thanks so much - amazing company to be in
Can I join the party?
Wow thanks!
Cheers Sausage x
Cartoon in @theguardian.com #resolutions #newyear Nice start to 2026! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Thank you π
Merry Christmas everyone and donβt let the bastards grind you down x
Merry partial release of comically redacted Epstein files release day to all who celebrate
Congratulations well earned ππ»
Merry Epstein files release day to all who celebrate πΏ
Globalise Hakuna Matata
For the love of Bill Mauldin's ghost, stop creating these shitty AI fake editorial cartoons. There are plenty of us still around who could draw something unique. Hire an actual cartoonist. Ask a cartoonist for a reprint. Open a box of crayons and draw something yourself.
Don't fucking use AI.
Iβm finding everything very difficult at the moment. Iβm sure loads of us are. I donβt think weβre designed to take so much stress and existential anxiety piled upon us every day.
Bleak π¬